I know that people are just weirdly obsessed with the idea he's fat, but if it's pies that made him able to play a full 90 minutes on a sweltering Florida night then give him all the pies he wants.
Although to be fair, compared to the size of your average Florida native, even I'd look in shape.
I know that people are just weirdly obsessed with the idea he's fat, but if it's pies that made him able to play a full 90 minutes on a sweltering Florida night then give him all the pies he wants.
Does anywhere in Brum do a decent Key Lime pie?
With McKennie, stats aren't the main takeaway.
His xP (expected pie) was nearly 2 per day last season.
3.14 wasn't it?
That’s a recurring allegation.
With McKennie, stats aren't the main takeaway.
His xP (expected pie) was nearly 2 per day last season.
3.14 wasn't it?
That’s a recurring allegation.
Which seemingly never ends.
Some suggestion Villa are essentially selling Doug and Alisha in a double deal to Juventus. Fuck I sound like Eastie.
https://x.com/portalbrasilfut/status/1802032624266842239?s=46
Edit:I see on the women’s thread CD played the Eastie role already.
Not bothered in the slightest about that.
She is an average footballer & it's not like we plaster her everywhere for her marketing value.
And at the very least, articles wont pop up about her changing her top for a night out every five minutes, just so they can post bikini shots of her when talking about her online social media presence...
You’re not selling her departure to me very well.
I know that people are just weirdly obsessed with the idea he's fat, but if it's pies that made him able to play a full 90 minutes on a sweltering Florida night then give him all the pies he wants.
Although to be fair, compared to the size of your average Florida native, even I'd look in shape.
Two absolutely enormous fatties got on Popeye at Universal with us (river boat rapids thingy) and their weight caused a head height tidal wave. Absolutely superb fun and I salute them and their diabetes for making a great ride even greater.
I know that people are just weirdly obsessed with the idea he's fat, but if it's pies that made him able to play a full 90 minutes on a sweltering Florida night then give him all the pies he wants.
Although to be fair, compared to the size of your average Florida native, even I'd look in shape.
Two absolutely enormous fatties got on Popeye at Universal with us (river boat rapids thingy) and their weight caused a head height tidal wave. Absolutely superb fun and I salute them and their diabetes for making a great ride even greater.
I heard they have a big problem in Florida with njuda abuse.
I know that people are just weirdly obsessed with the idea he's fat, but if it's pies that made him able to play a full 90 minutes on a sweltering Florida night then give him all the pies he wants.
It was probably the 5 litres of “soda” he had with his pies that gave him the energy boost.
I heard they have a big problem in Florida with njuda abuse.
Close, it's nduja. You sound like my nan, who never quite got her head round the fact that the supermarket was called Asda and not Adsa.
Sounds like my mum getting me a birthday card with a Villa player on it, only for me to open it and Trevor Brooking is on the front. Just like she did the year before.
I know that people are just weirdly obsessed with the idea he's fat, but if it's pies that made him able to play a full 90 minutes on a sweltering Florida night then give him all the pies he wants.
I'm just going along with the larks that anyone could think a player at this level could really be anywhere near fat. Some people just have a fat face. Daniel Mays could be as thin as Mo Farah but his face will always look podgey.
Although Luke Shaw. HE'S FAT.
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!