Douglas Luiz - Confirmed confirmed

[Ads]

Likely has a £100k a week contract coming, is trusted by Gerrard and has a tall blond, football loving, bi girlfriend. Dougie "Jackpot" Luiz is not going anywhere.

[john e]

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a £32m bid for Douglas Luiz.

Always one of my favourites "preparing".

Assume it means waiting for telex machine to warm up

I have a bit of ITK on this

I’ve heard that we are ‘bracing’ ourselves apparently

[algy]

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a £32m bid for Douglas Luiz.

Always one of my favourites "preparing".

Assume it means waiting for telex machine to warm up

Making sure the fax machine has toner in it, and the paper tray is full.

[LeeB]

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a £32m bid for Douglas Luiz.

Always one of my favourites "preparing".

Assume it means waiting for telex machine to warm up

Making sure the fax machine has toner in it, and the paper tray is full.

Make sure it's plugged into the phone socket, someone may have taken it out to use their modem to connect to the 'internet'

[nigel]

If other clubs want our players they can offer proper money for them.
£32m is a derisory offer.
Selling the likes of Luiz, Cash, Watkins etc weakens us and strengthens them. So others must pay a premium.
In that regard Luiz is a £50m+ player

[Clark W Griswold]

Does Daniel Levy have a ‘war chest’ of that magnitude though?

[Bad English]

I can't take any of this seriously until Spurs are 'poised' to 'swoop'.

[Clark W Griswold]

And apparently we’re still ‘tracking’ Bentancur. Is that a polite way of saying ‘stalking’ and if so is that not illegal?

[Sexual Ealing]

And apparently we’re still ‘tracking’ Bentancur. Is that a polite way of saying ‘stalking’ and if so is that not illegal?

We're gaslighting him so that he comes for five quid and a packet of scratchings

[Beard82]

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a £32m bid for Douglas Luiz.

Always one of my favourites "preparing".

Assume it means waiting for telex machine to warm up

Making sure the fax machine has toner in it, and the paper tray is full.

Make sure it's plugged into the phone socket, someone may have taken it out to use their modem to connect to the 'internet'

Getting Doreen from accounts in on the weekend as she is the only one who can remember which way up the paper is meant to go - dont want to be sending a blank fax now do they.

[N'ZMAV]

Levy is counting out £32mil in 1p coins.

[PeterWithe]

Likely has a £100k a week contract coming, is trusted by Gerrard and has a tall blond, football loving, bi girlfriend. Dougie "Jackpot" Luiz is not going anywhere.

Tough gig. I hope he stays. I’d stay if I were him

[Smithy]

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a £32m bid for Douglas Luiz.

Always one of my favourites "preparing".

Assume it means waiting for telex machine to warm up

Knowing Spurs, that £32m would be made up of £2m cash and Harry Winks who they've chosen to value at £30m.

[Clampy]

The question to ask with Doulas Luiz is, how good is going to be in a few years time? I do kind of get why people
are not convinced but he's only 23. And like someone said, he's not really played in his proper so called position a lot. I say stick with him for now.

[LeonW]

We should keep Luiz. But play him as an 8 not a 6. Think he’d be even more effective there.