Emi Martinez

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

[Sexual Ealing]

Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

[Chap]

Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

Is that watching or taking part??

[eamonn]

Is it related to the pigeon-shagging or does that run in parallel? (see match-thread).

[Chap]

Lesbian pigeon-shagging.

[Stu82]

Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

Have they stopped using old english spangles now?

[Chris Harte]

Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.

[algy]

Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.

No, that’s all. I tried asking chat-gpt and it told me it wasn’t allowed to state that extreme lesbianism was the cure or cause of any medical complaint because of political correctness* gone mad.


* also incorporates actual correctness

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

(head in hands emoji)

Obviously a collective no, then!

[Somniloquism]

In this case, didn't Emery state he felt stiffness in his thigh during warmup so in theory nothing wrong with his back.

[Sexual Ealing]

I genuinely think we need to get him to take penalties.

[paul_e]

In this case, didn't Emery state he felt stiffness in his thigh during warmup so in theory nothing wrong with his back.

I think it was calf not thigh but yes, the weekend wasn't reported as being a back problem.

[Dave]

I know that lots of people don't like laptop boffins and their data, but even so:

Top 10 Premier League goalkeepers

Gradient’s Player Grades measure execution rather than outcome. The grading process begins with Gradient’s team of analysts evaluating over 2,000 events per game – everything a player does during a match from aerial duels to dribbling to set-piece shooting, and everything in between.

Each event is graded on a scale of -2 to +2 in 0.5 increments; 0 representing expected execution, positive or negative grades are awarded for a performance that is better or worse than expected. Those grades are then translated into an easy to understand 0-100 game and season rating across over 50 grading categories, including an overall performance grade.

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(10) - (2) - some other bozos who play for other clubs

1) Emiliano Martinez (Aston Villa) – 89.9

Martinez probably was the best in the world for a time, and he will probably tell you he still is. Despite some feeling he has slipped from his peak, the World Cup winner has still made the joint-highest number of big time saves; the second-highest number of crosses caught; and the highest passing grade, which is pretty much all you can ask of any keeper: save it, catch it, pass it.