Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?
I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.
No, that’s all. I tried asking chat-gpt and it told me it wasn’t allowed to state that extreme lesbianism was the cure or cause of any medical complaint because of political correctness* gone mad.
* also incorporates actual correctness