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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9705 on: April 12, 2026, 02:00:36 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9706 on: April 12, 2026, 02:06:23 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9707 on: April 12, 2026, 04:22:52 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
Is that watching or taking part??

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9708 on: April 12, 2026, 04:24:13 PM »
Is it related to the pigeon-shagging or does that run in parallel? (see match-thread).

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9709 on: April 12, 2026, 04:26:48 PM »
Lesbian pigeon-shagging.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9710 on: April 12, 2026, 04:28:57 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

Have they stopped using old english spangles now?

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9711 on: April 13, 2026, 07:54:46 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9712 on: April 13, 2026, 08:20:47 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.
No, that’s all. I tried asking chat-gpt and it told me it wasn’t allowed to state that extreme lesbianism was the cure or cause of any medical complaint because of political correctness* gone mad.


* also incorporates actual correctness

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9713 on: Today at 07:22:25 PM »
(head in hands emoji)

Obviously a collective no, then!

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9714 on: Today at 07:53:04 PM »
In this case, didn't Emery state he felt stiffness in his thigh during warmup so in theory nothing wrong with his back.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9715 on: Today at 10:24:12 PM »
I genuinely think we need to get him to take penalties.

 


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