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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9705 on: April 12, 2026, 02:00:36 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9706 on: April 12, 2026, 02:06:23 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9707 on: April 12, 2026, 04:22:52 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
Is that watching or taking part??

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9708 on: April 12, 2026, 04:24:13 PM »
Is it related to the pigeon-shagging or does that run in parallel? (see match-thread).

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9709 on: April 12, 2026, 04:26:48 PM »
Lesbian pigeon-shagging.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9710 on: April 12, 2026, 04:28:57 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

Have they stopped using old english spangles now?

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9711 on: Today at 07:54:46 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9712 on: Today at 08:20:47 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
That sounds like someone copied and pasted from AI.
No, that’s all. I tried asking chat-gpt and it told me it wasn’t allowed to state that extreme lesbianism was the cure or cause of any medical complaint because of political correctness* gone mad.


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