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Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8640 on: September 01, 2025, 01:40:03 PM »
£12m for Ederson is a ridiculously good price.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8641 on: September 01, 2025, 01:40:25 PM »
Emi is a twat, he's as bad as any other rat we've had. A rat is a rat no matter where they place on a rat scale.

Offline Somniloquism

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8642 on: September 01, 2025, 01:42:48 PM »
United have pretty much stitched him up.

Stiched us up.

Offline Demitri_C

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8643 on: September 01, 2025, 01:44:56 PM »
Martinez has been played like a bitch by united

No sympathy  whatsoever for him

An opportunity to make your kids rich for life so they don’t have to worry about living in a council house or scraping by on a couple of grand a month like many people have to. Don’t be so fucking shortsighted. Football is a short career and is paid well because of this. I think people need to remember the five years or so of absolute quality we’ve had from Martinez and whether he goes or stays even to that barrel of fuck fest up north we need to be grateful for the time that he was at Villa.

Your calling me short sited then talking about emis kids living in council estate.? I mean seriously  you couldnt make this shit up.

I absolutely  cannot believe you are defending  him. He made a terrible error and it cost us dearly yesterday

Online brontebilly

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8644 on: September 01, 2025, 01:46:11 PM »
He stops the second? I don't think he does, or anyone else.

Very good chance and probably unstoppable but it depends if the keeper is on his line or on the edge of the 6 yard box for some reason. The former and could be a finger tip save of the season. The latter and he watches it sail over his head and in with no chance of getting it.

Bizot walked out in a manner of a man who had heard a fire drill. Then the starfish impression for the third. Gave away the penalty for the first.

Offline olaftab

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8645 on: September 01, 2025, 01:46:20 PM »
So here is the plan for tomorrow.
When Martinez turns up for training he be taken to Sutton park, Druids Well where he be drowned in 6 inches of mucky water and then thrown in to the Bracebridge pool whilst still alive for the piraña fish in there to feast on him.
That will teach him to fuck with us.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8646 on: September 01, 2025, 01:47:56 PM »
Do fish eat rats?

Offline caster troy

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8647 on: September 01, 2025, 01:48:59 PM »
He's going to do a George Costanza and come in pretending he never said anything.

Offline The Edge

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8648 on: September 01, 2025, 01:55:21 PM »
According to Talksport we are still actively looking to sell him. If that's  true he's seriously pissed off the hierarchy.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8649 on: September 01, 2025, 01:56:47 PM »
You would hope that means we have someone waiting to sign. We can't go through the season with Bizot first choice and an 18-year-old as backup.

Offline Ads

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8650 on: September 01, 2025, 01:57:14 PM »
According to Talksport we are still actively looking to sell him. If that's  true he's seriously pissed off the hierarchy.

And the players. Total ******.

Offline Somniloquism

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8651 on: September 01, 2025, 01:59:25 PM »
Martinez has been played like a bitch by united

No sympathy  whatsoever for him

An opportunity to make your kids rich for life so they don’t have to worry about living in a council house or scraping by on a couple of grand a month like many people have to. Don’t be so fucking shortsighted. Football is a short career and is paid well because of this. I think people need to remember the five years or so of absolute quality we’ve had from Martinez and whether he goes or stays even to that barrel of fuck fest up north we need to be grateful for the time that he was at Villa.

Your calling me short sited then talking about emis kids living in council estate.? I mean seriously  you couldnt make this shit up.

I absolutely  cannot believe you are defending  him. He made a terrible error and it cost us dearly yesterday

Weren't you wishing him the best of luck only yesterday stating you didn't have any hard feelings for him? What changed between then and now?

Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8652 on: September 01, 2025, 02:00:08 PM »
Let's imagine if a player who was idolised like few before or since was about to sign for our hated rivals but failed a medical. I'm sure he'd be ostracised and reviled from then on, wouldn't he?

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8653 on: September 01, 2025, 02:01:45 PM »
Little was going to go because we agreed to sell him. He didn't refuse to play or deliberately try to sabotage the club, to my knowledge.

Martinez is an absolute rat. Worse than Hodge, IMO. Hodge fucked is over in one game, Martinez is trying to ruin our entire season.

Online andyh

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #8654 on: September 01, 2025, 02:05:18 PM »
Martinez is joint the ranks of Hodge, Downing and Delph.

 


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