Emi Martinez

[Brazilian Villain]

The quality of posts has recently improved, as far as I can see.

Not for me, I haven't noticed a vas deferens.

[dave shelley]

I too have a sensitive left testicle. Had tests as I once feared something was wrong but no.

Sounds like a condition called variocele, a heap of varicose veins that collect in the spermatic cord. 

[Hookeysmith]

The quality of posts has recently improved, as far as I can see.

Not for me, I haven't noticed a vas deferens.

Bravo Sir.

[OCD]

I wish you would all stop talking bollocks!

[edgysatsuma89]

The quality of posts has recently improved, as far as I can see.

Not for me, I haven't noticed a vas deferens.

Bravo Sir.

Had to Google it but that is admittedly impressive.

[Vegas]

The quality of posts has recently improved, as far as I can see.

Not for me, I haven't noticed a vas deferens.

Hats off. A brilliant visit.

Bravo Sir.

[olaftab]

I wish you would all stop talking bollocks!

Cum cum sir, that’s a cheap shot.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Shed a tear or three watching that Messi doc tonight. Emi is so humble and was driven on at the WC by Messi. That said I think he appreciates how we made him the World Number 1 and he's happy and loyal to know he's at his footballing home.

Not one for wearing football shirts but I will return to BA with a Villa Martinez shirt. After Messi they realise he is very, very special.  The murals around the city say it all.

He's a born leader and winner. He's going nowhere other than up the steps to pick up his winners medal with the Villa.

[CT Villan]

Olsen drops too many bollocks to be taken seriously at Villa.

[Risso]

The whole world and his dog seems to be saying how shit David de Gea is, and I can't help worrying that they'll have a beady eye on Emi as a replacement.

[Clampy]

The whole world and his dog seems to be saying how shit David de Gea is, and I can't help worrying that they'll have a beady eye on Emi as a replacement.

Why, is he leaving?

[dekko]

The whole world and his dog seems to be saying how shit David de Gea is, and I can't help worrying that they'll have a beady eye on Emi as a replacement.

I would if I was them.

[Drummond]

The whole world and his dog seems to be saying how shit David de Gea is, and I can't help worrying that they'll have a beady eye on Emi as a replacement.

Why, is he leaving?

Who?

[Clampy]

The whole world and his dog seems to be saying how shit David de Gea is, and I can't help worrying that they'll have a beady eye on Emi as a replacement.

Why, is he leaving?

Who?

Ha, read it totally wrong. My bad as the kids say.

[OCD]

They've been linked with Brentford's keeper who is running down his contract. Brentford want £40m for him when he has a year left so god knows what market value would be for Martinez. Not that I want to find out.