Emiliano Martinez - World Cup winner and officially best keeper in the world

[Bad English]

They've probably got time to waste.

[pauliewalnuts]

He's on Johnson's resignation honours list.

Appointed Member of the Official Council of Timewasters.

[kippaxvilla2]

One of the people advising Martinez to go to spurs or for them to just come and sign him was Brad Friedel.

[PeterWithesShin]

The club Twitter account has just tweeted about 6 pictures of Emi in the space of a few minutes. Whats occuring I wonder?

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I'd rather post pictures of Emi Martinez.

[mrfuse]

The club Twitter account has just tweeted about 6 pictures of Emi in the space of a few minutes. Whats occuring I wonder?

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I'd rather post pictures of Emi Martinez.

Rather specific ha-ha.

[Risso]

The club Twitter account has just tweeted about 6 pictures of Emi in the space of a few minutes. Whats occuring I wonder?

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I'd rather post pictures of Emi Martinez.

Rather specific ha-ha.

Football Factory

[ChicagoLion]

The club Twitter account has just tweeted about 6 pictures of Emi in the space of a few minutes. Whats occuring I wonder?

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I'd rather post pictures of Emi Martinez.

Well, if you put it that way

[Brazilian Villain]

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols?

Michelle McManus doesn't do it for me either.

[Smirker]

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols?

Michelle McManus doesn't do it for me either.

😂😂😂

[N'ZMAV]

What else are you gonna do on a Friday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols?

Michelle McManus doesn't do it for me either.

I've done worse

[tomd2103]

Spurs are being advised to buy Martinez as a replacement for Hugo Dropalot by a list of ex (bang average) players

Fucking jokers

Why would he go there?  They have taken a Nuno sized risk appointing Postecoglou and if they lose Kane this summer as well then it's fair to surmise that they will struggle again next season. 

Still, they've got NFL at their new ground though.

[manic-road]

Spurs are being advised to buy Martinez as a replacement for Hugo Dropalot by a list of ex (bang average) players

Fucking jokers

Why would he go there?  They have taken a Nuno sized risk appointing Postecoglou and if they lose Kane this summer as well then it's fair to surmise that they will struggle again next season. 

Still, they've got NFL at their new ground though.

He also spent 10 years at Arsenal, if he leaves Villa he will go to a far bigger club than Spurzzz

[The Man With A Stick]

Spurs are being advised to buy Martinez as a replacement for Hugo Dropalot by a list of ex (bang average) players

Fucking jokers

Why would he go there?  They have taken a Nuno sized risk appointing Postecoglou and if they lose Kane this summer as well then it's fair to surmise that they will struggle again next season. 

Still, they've got NFL at their new ground though.

And Beyonce, a well-stocked cheese room, plus you can do bungee jumps off the roof or something.  Who could resist the lure of Tottingham?

[Hookeysmith]

We know how good he is but how many points did he save us last season

Never ever sell him - ever

[Villatillidie25]

Superb goalkeeper