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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9705 on: Today at 02:00:36 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9706 on: Today at 02:06:23 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9707 on: Today at 04:22:52 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.
Is that watching or taking part??

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9708 on: Today at 04:24:13 PM »
Is it related to the pigeon-shagging or does that run in parallel? (see match-thread).

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9709 on: Today at 04:26:48 PM »
Lesbian pigeon-shagging.

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Re: Emi Martinez
« Reply #9710 on: Today at 04:28:57 PM »
Does anyone here with medical knowledge/inside information know what actually is wrong with his back: is it a muscular or a spinal thing or what?

I wouldn't say I'm an expert but I do a bit of spinal imaging as a hobby. I reckon he's got non possum molestari. It makes your spine do this ----/--- instead of this ---(--^--- I reckon he'll need six weeks of extreme lesbianism to shake it off, or it can be managed with Chewits.

Have they stopped using old english spangles now?

 


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