Everton v Aston Villa Pre Match

[Smirker]

If we lose this, it will be doom and negativity galore.

3-0 Villa.

[villadelph]

I think we'll smack 'em. 3-0 to the good.

[Smirker]

Me too.

FTF.

[TaxDodger]

Under the banner "Aston Villa lose two players to injury" this shocking news from Goodison...

"Aston Villa are set to be without Jed Steer and Diego Carlos for their Premier League fixture against Everton on Saturday, according to injury expert, Ben Dinnery."

I was hoping for a result but with this shocking piece of unexpected news I'm no longer so optimistic.

Wow. Thanks, Ben Dinnery. We are forever in your debt. You certainly are an injury expert.

[algy]

Under the banner "Aston Villa lose two players to injury" this shocking news from Goodison...

"Aston Villa are set to be without Jed Steer and Diego Carlos for their Premier League fixture against Everton on Saturday, according to injury expert, Ben Dinnery."

I was hoping for a result but with this shocking piece of unexpected news I'm no longer so optimistic.

I really need to become an injury expert.

INJURY CRISIS AT ASTON VILLA

Aston Villa are to be without TWO KEY PLAYERS against Everton with Ivo Stas and Luc Nillis unlikely to start says injury expert Algy Taylor ....

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Under the banner "Aston Villa lose two players to injury" this shocking news from Goodison...

"Aston Villa are set to be without Jed Steer and Diego Carlos for their Premier League fixture against Everton on Saturday, according to injury expert, Ben Dinnery."

I was hoping for a result but with this shocking piece of unexpected news I'm no longer so optimistic.

I really need to become an injury expert.

INJURY CRISIS AT ASTON VILLA

Aston Villa are to be without TWO KEY PLAYERS against Everton with Ivo Stas and Luc Nillis unlikely to start says injury expert Algy Taylor ....

INJURY CRISIS AT ASTON VILLA

Aston Villa are to be without TWO KEY PLAYERS against Everton with Andy Gray and John Gidman unlikely to start says injury expert Algy Taylor ....

[villadelph]

The last time we went there, those crybabies threw bottles and coins at our players after a goal and Jon Champion blamed Buendia for celebrating in the wrong corner.. I hope they remember that.

[Allan C]

I can’t stand Everton or Dyche and hope they get relegated. 3-0 to us all day long

[brontebilly]

I really hope Bailey doesn’t start, he’s no use.

Nearly scored the winner last day out when he came on! I'd prefer someone else to start though.

[Toronto Villa]

It will be the same side as last weekend. That side did more than enough to win the game vs the top side in the league.

[Brazilian Villain]

Under the banner "Aston Villa lose two players to injury" this shocking news from Goodison...

"Aston Villa are set to be without Jed Steer and Diego Carlos for their Premier League fixture against Everton on Saturday, according to injury expert, Ben Dinnery."

I was hoping for a result but with this shocking piece of unexpected news I'm no longer so optimistic.

When I first quickly read that, I was about to chastise you for making up a fake injury expert called Bin Dippery.

[wince]

I'm not sure Dendonker can be classed as 'fire'

I don’t care who we field do long as we don’t gift Fanta bollocks Everton anything.

[Sexual Ealing]

The phrase 'bin dipper' is about as funny as the famous Scouse sense of humour.

[Brazilian Villain]

The phrase 'bin dipper' is about as funny as the famous Scouse sense of humour.

Exactly, which is why I was about to chastise him before re-reading it.

[pauliewalnuts]

If we lose this, it will be doom and negativity galore.

I am as big a fan of Emery as you'll find anywhere, but if we did lost this, that'd be four defeats on the bounce and doom and gloom would be entirely understandable.