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Online Sexual Ealing

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Also, it’s been a few days is Emi a big racist who needs to be binned off or not?
He knows some racists,  and that is just as bad,  and hasn't denounced his passport,  so he should be binned.

I don't think you're showing yourself in the best light on this issue.

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Are we talking about them cheesecakes that come in a little pot that looks like a yogurt or something out of the frozen section at Netto?
Just for clarity.

And what’s the consensus on blue pop?

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And to complete the off topic, all biscuits are essentially made to satisfy the sugar to fat golden ratio that means you keep eating long after you are full Rats have been shown to eat until they explode. Cheesecake is the best example of the sugar to fat golden ratio. You can’t stop eating cheap cheesecake because it is more moreish than heroin.

If you’re the kind of person who thinks cheap crap cheesecake is worth eating then you deserve to explode.

It’s all we could afford! you cheesecake elitist.
(Ka-boom!)

I bake a good cheesecake.

Most of the cheesecakes out there are crap.

Offline mike

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And to complete the off topic, all biscuits are essentially made to satisfy the sugar to fat golden ratio that means you keep eating long after you are full Rats have been shown to eat until they explode. Cheesecake is the best example of the sugar to fat golden ratio. You can’t stop eating cheap cheesecake because it is more moreish than heroin.

If you’re the kind of person who thinks cheap crap cheesecake is worth eating then you deserve to explode.

I would have thought the context makes it clear that I don’t eat crap cheesecake, I am simply explaining the science behind why it, and lots of other fat/sugar combos, are so popular despite tasting a bit rubbish.

Offline mike

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And to complete the off topic, all biscuits are essentially made to satisfy the sugar to fat golden ratio that means you keep eating long after you are full Rats have been shown to eat until they explode. Cheesecake is the best example of the sugar to fat golden ratio. You can’t stop eating cheap cheesecake because it is more moreish than heroin.

If you’re the kind of person who thinks cheap crap cheesecake is worth eating then you deserve to explode.

It’s all we could afford! you cheesecake elitist.
(Ka-boom!)

I bake a good cheesecake.

Most of the cheesecakes out there are crap.

A baked cheesecake can be a thing of wonder but don’t use digestive biscuits crumbled up in butter as a base as right there you have the golden ratio. Plus if you put some sugar laden syrupy compote on top, it is the equivalent of putting sugar in coffee.

Offline mike

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Are we talking about them cheesecakes that come in a little pot that looks like a yogurt or something out of the frozen section at Netto?
Just for clarity.

And what’s the consensus on blue pop?

They all work on the same principle, fat to sugar ratio. Blue pop is not something I’m qualified to pass comment on.

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo
I think we can safety assume that Enzo is an absolute fucking dickhead.

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo
I think we can safety assume that Enzo is an absolute fucking dickhead.

Club: Chelsea.

Assumption checks out.

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo

Bit embarrassing that he drives a Porsche* not a Ferrari.

*And a Cayenne to boot.

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo

Bit embarrassing that he drives a Porsche* not a Ferrari.

*And a Cayenne to boot.
WTF was he doing in Llanelli?

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Also, it’s been a few days is Emi a big racist who needs to be binned off or not?
He knows some racists,  and that is just as bad,  and hasn't denounced his passport,  so he should be binned.

I don't think you're showing yourself in the best light on this issue.

Just ask him an awkward question, he disappears.

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo

Bit embarrassing that he drives a Porsche* not a Ferrari.

*And a Cayenne to boot.
WTF was he doing in Llanelli?

My thoughts exactly

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo

Bit embarrassing that he drives a Porsche* not a Ferrari.

*And a Cayenne to boot.
WTF was he doing in Llanelli?

My thoughts exactly

Tough question.
Maybe he was visiting the Wetland Centre:
 Fill your lungs with fresh air, stretch your legs and get ready to explore this extraordinary wetland paradise, whatever the weather! A breath-taking mosaic of lakes, reedbeds, woods, pools and lagoons across more than 500 acres, WWT Llanelli Wetland Centre is a vital refuge for some of the world's most spectacular birds, many of which are rare or endangered.

Or maybe the question should be "who was he doing in Llanelli?

Only time will tell.

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Enzo is having a great week.

BBC News - World Cup winner guilty after driving offence
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck7gvnedjgjo

Bit embarrassing that he drives a Porsche* not a Ferrari.

*And a Cayenne to boot.
WTF was he doing in Llanelli?

My thoughts exactly

Tough question.
Maybe he was visiting the Wetland Centre:
 Fill your lungs with fresh air, stretch your legs and get ready to explore this extraordinary wetland paradise, whatever the weather! A breath-taking mosaic of lakes, reedbeds, woods, pools and lagoons across more than 500 acres, WWT Llanelli Wetland Centre is a vital refuge for some of the world's most spectacular birds, many of which are rare or endangered.

Or maybe the question should be "who was he doing in Llanelli?

Only time will tell.
Maybe he was visiting Tipi Valley - hardcore eco-hippy commune out that way. But he was disillusioned with their take on anarcho-syndicalism, hence deciding to race home in a Porsche.

 


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