Ollie Watkins

[Percy McCarthy]

FAO: single, available women.

This is the thread, ladies. They've shown you what they've got. Prove yourselves to them.

Never mind single and available. I wouldn’t DARE let wifey see this thread.

Me either, I'd probably have to do sex with her or something.

I wouldn't. I reckon Percy can get quite angry.

Haha!

[Rory]

FAO: single, available women.

This is the thread, ladies. They've shown you what they've got. Prove yourselves to them.

Never mind single and available. I wouldn’t DARE let wifey see this thread.

Me either, I'd probably have to do sex with her or something.

I wouldn't. I reckon Percy can get quite angry.

Haha!

Nah, Percy's a gent.

I reckon if I pissed him off, he'd come to my house intent on violence, but with a bit of sweet talk and an ice cream, he'd be helping me mow my lawn within ten minutes.