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Offline Rory

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3975 on: January 31, 2025, 12:14:38 AM »
I lure them in with UEFA coefficient sweet talk then, when they're getting comfortable, scrape all the butter of their sandwiches to seal the deal.

I'm against butter on sandwiches, but scraping it off is a false economy. Once you butter, you cannot go back.

Online pauliewalnuts

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3976 on: January 31, 2025, 12:16:52 AM »
There is no such thing as de-buttering.

What the fuck is wrong with this place recently?

Offline Rory

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3977 on: January 31, 2025, 12:24:37 AM »
There is no such thing as de-buttering.

What the fuck is wrong with this place recently?

There is one method of de-buttering and one only, that I'm aware of.

If, like me, you want to apply butter to your toast when it's still at its hottest, you can take an estimated portion of butter per slice and put aside (on the paper or, if appropriate, the tub lid) to save time and allow it to warm up a little as your bread is toasting.

Sometimes, as it turns out, you might find that you have adequately buttered your toast with a certain amount of the pre-allotted butter remaining.

Having first wiped the knife on a piece of kitchen roll, you may then return the unused butter to the pad/tub without any risk of crumb contamination.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2025, 12:28:48 AM by Rory »

Offline Matt C

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3978 on: January 31, 2025, 02:06:40 AM »
I came here to educate myself on coefficients but I’m staying for the buttering debate.

Online Toronto Villa

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3979 on: January 31, 2025, 02:49:29 AM »
Once you butter you can’t go back. You can only add more which can be delightful if managed properly. And fuck right I’m putting a mountain of bacon on after.

Offline stevo_st

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3980 on: January 31, 2025, 07:30:07 AM »
Then what? Red or brown? Don’t leave us hanging

Offline wince

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3981 on: January 31, 2025, 07:51:03 AM »
Once you butter you can’t go back. You can only add more which can be delightful if managed properly. And fuck right I’m putting a mountain of bacon on after.

To think I used to like Canada…….Cdbearsfan back me up, the bacon buttererati are spreading.

You can go back, you fuck the buttered bread in the. In and make that sandwich properly.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3982 on: January 31, 2025, 09:01:12 AM »
Shameful. Never trust a country that calls itself British but would rather watch icy stick fighting than enjoy the simple pleasure of a good forward defensive stroke.

Online Somniloquism

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3983 on: January 31, 2025, 09:07:25 AM »
Then what? Red or brown? Don’t leave us hanging
  Maple syrup probably.


Online Drummond

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3984 on: January 31, 2025, 09:41:44 AM »
Ok, but the question is whether it not you butter your toast when it's hot, and making the butter melt and disappear, or, wait for the toast to cool before buttering, thus having very apparent lashings of butter and it is less messy.

Online Somniloquism

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3985 on: January 31, 2025, 09:43:47 AM »
Butter when hot, leave to cold then eat. Food of kings.

Offline stevo_st

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3986 on: January 31, 2025, 10:16:57 AM »
Hot and melted all the way, except on crumpets

Online SamTheMouse

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3987 on: January 31, 2025, 10:22:34 AM »
What's the point of toasting the bread if you're just going to turn it into a soggy mess?

Online ChicagoLion

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3988 on: January 31, 2025, 10:45:58 AM »
Do they have real Bacon in Canada ?or is it that greasy  cardboardy American shite?

Online Somniloquism

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Re: Champions League
« Reply #3989 on: January 31, 2025, 10:47:25 AM »
Knockout round draws happening at 1100. Still won't know our opponents though.

 


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