I lure them in with UEFA coefficient sweet talk then, when they're getting comfortable, scrape all the butter of their sandwiches to seal the deal.
There is no such thing as de-buttering.What the fuck is wrong with this place recently?
Once you butter you can’t go back. You can only add more which can be delightful if managed properly. And fuck right I’m putting a mountain of bacon on after.
Then what? Red or brown? Don’t leave us hanging