Chris Heck - President of Business Operations

[Demitri_C]

Heck met some peoplw from Uzbekistan embassy to discuss 'Areas of corporation'

Seen a photo on social media. Wonder what thats about?

[Ads]

Discussing ways for them to become the number one potassium producer in the region.

[Somniloquism]

Areas for the new ground in Uzbekistan?

[Chip Butty 111]

Heck met some peoplw from Uzbekistan embassy to discuss 'Areas of corporation'

Seen a photo on social media. Wonder what thats about?

Come on, he's trying to flog him all the leftover GA+ seats on the quiet..

[dcdavecollett]

Was there any food on..?

[Rory]

Discussing ways for them to become the number one potassium producer in the region.

We all know Kazakhstan has superior potassium.

[Mister E]

Heck met some peoplw from Uzbekistan embassy to discuss 'Areas of corporation'

Imagine the arm-message for "Visit Uzbekistan" - ref Arsenal (Visit Ruanda) for similar scheme.

Perhaps we're pre-empting the government's new approach to lowering the number of migrants ...

[Smithy]

Heck met some peoplw from Uzbekistan embassy to discuss 'Areas of corporation'

Imagine the arm-message for "Visit Uzbekistan" - ref Arsenal (Visit Ruanda) for similar scheme.

Perhaps we're pre-empting the government's new approach to lowering the number of migrants ...

Arsenal get £10m a year from that "Visit Rwanda" sleeve sponsorship.  To put that into context, that's two first-team players on £100k a week, paid for by that sponsor alone.

For £10m a year, I'd happily have "Visit Bognor" on the sleeve.

[cdbearsfan]

Is Uzbekistan the one that has Samarkand? Always thought that would be good to visit. Imagine it's some sort of Putin-loving human rights hating type place though, like Clacton.

[Dogtanian]

Is Uzbekistan the one that has Samarkand? Always thought that would be good to visit. Imagine it's some sort of Putin-loving human rights hating type place though, like Clacton.

Lots of human rights issues, including the forced sterilisation of women and boiling prisoners to death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Uzbekistan

[cdbearsfan]

Oh, is that all? Boys will be boys.

[PeterWithe]

They'd still pass all the 'fit and proper' tests.

[Gareth]

Is the Uzbek transfer window still open? Perhaps Heck was in ‘advanced talks’ over a transfer to FC Violaters

[Dogtanian]

Is the Uzbek transfer window still open? Perhaps Heck was in ‘advanced talks’ over a transfer to FC Violaters

The worst club in the world in my eyes.

[chrisw1]

Oh, is that all? Boys will be boys.

Absolutely.  If it means we can cover half of Dendonkers wages for the next two seasons, then boil away.  Maybe we can sell the resulting glue in the club shop?  Uzbeki-glue in the Cubs membership packs?  Just a thought...