Chris Heck - President of Business Operations

[Dogtanian]

Oh, is that all? Boys will be boys.

Absolutely.  If it means we can cover half of Dendonkers wages for the next two seasons, then boil away.  Maybe we can sell the resulting glue in the club shop?  Uzbeki-glue in the Cubs membership packs?  Just a thought...

...has anyone seen Kortney?

[LeeB]

Is the Uzbek transfer window still open? Perhaps Heck was in ‘advanced talks’ over a transfer to FC Violaters

The worst club in the world in my eyes.

Uefa say they're clean.

[eamonn]

Discussing ways for them to become the number one potassium producer in the region.

We should be honoured to partner with Madrigal and Mesa Verde.

[Brazilian Villain]

Lots of human rights issues, including the forced sterilisation of women and boiling prisoners to death.

Did they use 'Green' energy?

[Dogtanian]

Is the Uzbek transfer window still open? Perhaps Heck was in ‘advanced talks’ over a transfer to FC Violaters

The worst club in the world in my eyes.

Uefa say they're clean.

Can just see them polishing their halo.

[Bad English]

Discussing ways for them to become the number one potassium producer in the region.

We should be honoured to partner with Madrigal and Mesa Verde.

Catering by Los Pollos Hermanos.

[eamonn]

I had never seen a poultry proprietor with such poise as the dearly-missed G.Fring

[CT Villan]

Lots of human rights issues, including the forced sterilisation of women and boiling prisoners to death.

Did they use 'Green' energy?

Yes, Soylent Green.

[Villan82]

Reading the Monchi piece about PSR/FFP and how transparent Villa are being on this issue, and thinking of how the sale of Grealish was communicated to us or the original plan for VP was also out in the open, you can't help but feel Chris Heck would have had a much less bumpy time of it if he had been more transparent about the things under his remit.

We know we aren't getting the full picture with him and we know, for example, that marketing interview he did in May was about 25% accurate and 75% nonsense. He could win us over he was more straightforward about decisions he has made and what the alternative is.

[London Villan]

The fans would be much more understanding too.

The message should have been "to avoid PSR/FFP etc we need to generate as much revenue as possible -your support at whatever level helps us beat the system that is stacked against us. Buy the shirts, book hospitality etc everything you do helps us reach our goals and keep our best players."

[Paul.S]

The fans would be much more understanding too.

The message should have been "to avoid PSR/FFP etc we need to generate as much revenue as possible -your support at whatever level helps us beat the system that is stacked against us. Buy the shirts, book hospitality etc everything you do helps us reach our goals and keep our best players."

I think you’re right. An us against them statement would’ve gone down a lot better.

[Clampy]

The fans would be much more understanding too.

The message should have been "to avoid PSR/FFP etc we need to generate as much revenue as possible -your support at whatever level helps us beat the system that is stacked against us. Buy the shirts, book hospitality etc everything you do helps us reach our goals and keep our best players."

That sounds like the kind of thing Small Heath come out with.

[jwarry]

The fans would be much more understanding too.

The message should have been "to avoid PSR/FFP etc we need to generate as much revenue as possible -your support at whatever level helps us beat the system that is stacked against us. Buy the shirts, book hospitality etc everything you do helps us reach our goals and keep our best players."

I think you should be our commercial director

[London Villan]

Ha! but it would have gone down better than the massive "fcuk yous" they have delivered to the fans over the last few months.

[FatSam]

I met a guy who had designed a couple of properties for the daughter of the Uzbek president. He had some interesting stories to tell.