Aston Villa vs Super Big Six Man Utd pre match thread

[Brazilian Villain]

For once, just smash the plastic cünts!

A bad hamstring injury to Bruno Fernandes as he takes his wanky run-up to their inevitable penalty would be the icing on the cake.

[Rory]

15-0 to us.

Man Utd fans to throw their children and inter-city rail tickets on the pitch in protest against the fact they're not as good as they used to be.

[ADVILLAFAN]

I wonder who will earn their dodgy penalty this time?

[CT]

I wonder who will earn their dodgy penalty this time?

Whoever screams the loudest I guess. My money would be on Fernandes again. The last two they’ve been given were for stamping on a Villa player and screaming, and the other for tripping yourself up.

Maybe instead of the “Guess the goal” minute, we could have “Guess the Man Utd penalty” minute for this game. We know it’s going to happen.

[rob_bridge]

1.3 same old shite

[sid1964]

Just win - 2-1 and for a change we will get a last minute penalty to win the game (I can hear their Manager, telling everyone who will listen that they never get the big decisions go for them)

I do know the Managers name but I hate everything about that club!

[LukeJames]

Whats 'funnier'?

Fernandes fouling Konsa, VAR confirming Fernandes fouling Konsa, penalty to Manchester United.

or

Pogba clearly seen berating Luke Shaw for not taking a dive in the box, 2 minutes later Pogba fouls himself, dives in the box. Penalty to Manchester Utd.

[Proposition Joe]

I was going to write, if Man City beat Chelsea on Saturday and wrap up the title, then Man Ure won't have anything to play for mathematically. This coupled with the Europa Leage away trip on Thurs might give us an edge.

But who am I kidding? We always play the name and not the team. They could field 11 supporters chosen at random and we'd still contrive to lose.

[ASHTONVILLA]

Every season under Smith we have finished the season strongly. That performance against Everton was good, we might just beat them this year. 2-1 Mings to blame for the goal, but also scores an equaliser and then an injury time winner from Davis.

[Axl Rose]

I wonder who the referee is....

[Abbeyfealeavfc]

I'm at the stage with these muppets that they may as well take their customary penalty before the game starts (to get it out of the way-we all know it's coming). If they score it they can then add it on to their score in the game if the ref or var decide that they need it. At least this way the pretence of them being awarded a penalty in-game can be avoided.

[darren woolley]

2-1 Villa win.

[Legion]

0-2 to Newton Heath.

[Hookeysmith]

I wonder who the referee is....

Someone with a shirt wanting signing after the game

I hate these fuckers with a passion and every ill of the modern game can be placed at their door.

My old man always told me - United after 58 were everyones second team due to the terrible accident. Fergiscum took 20 years to be the most hated. The clubs arrogance is personified by their support. On all my travels i have never found one that you can have an open and honest football conversation with them and their modern fans (anyone under 40) know fuck all about history or any other team.

Anyone remember being at their shit hole when they sang en masse "You have never won the double" after they had recently won it, only to be corrected and laughed at by the villa fans.

Absolute bell ends to a man

Would love a storming 2-0

[Cliftonville Villlain]

One nil up going into the 92nd minute and they get their obligatory penalty to equalise.