Summer Transfer Thread and Gustavo Cisneros Type Rumours.

[Richard E]

It would be a bonkers budget for a team not yet in Europe.

Europe? We're planning on playing in the GSL. Galactic Super League. Not with poxy broke teams like Juventus or Barcelona.

Pluto away would still be warmer than Oldham or Notts County.

[London Villan]

Where’s the £250m figure come from?

[Ian.]

Where’s the £250m figure come from?

Barry from Twitter I reckon.

[KevinGage]

Well no as the manager said they couldn't afford the fee
So actually he would only be more likely here and if loan then I think maybe West Ham can have a chance but they don't have the money like Villa.
I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

Moyes is being coy and trying to talk the fee down.  Don't take it literally.

And the Spammers paid out £40m for Haller, so they do know how to splash the cash.

Badly.

[Brazilian Villain]

Where’s the £250m figure come from?

Please pay attention, it's £260m.

[LeeB]

Where’s the £250m figure come from?

Please pay attention, it's £260m.

Is it a 'Doug' £260m though? You know, including the players wages whilst they're with us, their signing on fees, transport costs, any coffees, lunches at training and the letters that have to go on their shirts?

[Toronto Villa]

Where’s the £250m figure come from?

Please pay attention, it's £260m.

Is it a 'Doug' £260m though? You know, including the players wages whilst they're with us, their signing on fees, transport costs, any coffees, lunches at training and the letters that have to go on their shirts?

Also would include players already at the club who haven’t played in a while. So if Doug was in charge; Jack would be part of that number, Wesley, Engels and Trez would be valued. Along with anyone who was like a son to him.

[exigo]

We need to sign Onomah back, just so we can offer Spurs him and £3m for Harry Kane.

[LeeB]

It would be a shame if everything fell apart for Spurs, after spunking a fortune on a stadium that will be half full in a couple of years when they're back to being shite.

A real shame.

[Richard E]

It would be a shame if everything fell apart for Spurs, after spunking a fortune on a stadium that will be half full in a couple of years when they're back to being shite.

A real shame.

Yes, it would be terrible if they went back to never winning trophies. Oh.

[chrisw1]

I just can’t believe in a world we are discussing fantasy transfers and a fantasy transfer budget there’s people turning their nose up at Harry Kane

[Toronto Villa]

It would be a shame if everything fell apart for Spurs, after spunking a fortune on a stadium that will be half full in a couple of years when they're back to being shite.

A real shame.

with them having to keep Mason as manager, appoint Tim Sherwood or Christian Gross again.

[Brazilian Villain]

I just can’t believe in a world we are discussing fantasy transfers and a fantasy transfer budget there’s people turning their nose up at Harry Kane

Beyoncé? I'm afraid it's a no from me, too fat thick for my tastes.

[The Man With A Stick]

Harry Kane might be available....

No thanks, too injury prone (and dull).

And he's a cheating bastard to boot.  Imagine the number of penalties ManYoo will get if he ends up there, the rest of us might as well give up.

[tomd2103]

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Harry Kane might be available....

No thanks, too injury prone (and dull).

And he's a cheating bastard to boot.  Imagine the number of penalties ManYoo will get if he ends up there, the rest of us might as well give up.

Talksport reporting that he wants to go to Manchester City.  Tuned in to try and get the play off scores and that twerp Andy Goldstein was on, so it was a short lived experience.