Summer Transfer Thread and Gustavo Cisneros Type Rumours.

[Goldie.7]

You'd have to completely mental to refuse to sign a player because you didn't rate a completely different player we acquired from the same club.

Djemba-Djemba wasn't very good, assume Paul McGrath must have been shite.

Quit trying to bend what I'm saying. I basically said we should stay well clear from signing Chelsea's FRINGE midfielders. You know the one's who don't play regularly for their own club.

Let's make an enquiry about signing Mount and see how long the conversation lasts?

[cdbearsfan]

It's still bollocks however you phrase it. The performance of Ross Barkley has no relevance to how well another Chelsea player might play for us. "Fringe" or otherwise.

[Smirker]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

[Steve67]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

If we have that kind of money, I actually think I'd be disappointed with signing the likes of Abraham and Tuanzebe!  Spoilt or what?

[algy]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

You reckon we’re set for a £301m+ summer?

The Villa are back in town.

[Sexual Ealing]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

If there's a Mrs Smirker it would be churlish to deny her the opportunity to do so!

[cdbearsfan]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

It's an unusual way of celebrating, but each to their own.

[CT]

Harry Kane might be available....

[Sexual Ealing]

Harry Kane might be available....

I can just imagine trying to sell that to him. "After having been showered with medals these last few years at Spurs, Harry, we have a long-term project to offer you..."

[Brazilian Villain]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

If there's a Mrs Smirker it would be churlish to deny her the opportunity to do so!

 

[Brazilian Villain]

Harry Kane might be available....

No thanks, too injury prone (and dull).

[Villa Lew]

Harry Kane might be available....

Just heard that, I'd have him, they can have Traore, El Ghazi and Davis plus £10m in exchange.

[VILLA MOLE]

I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

If we spend within £50m either side of that this summer, I'll cut my own cock off.

can’t we just have a sportsman’s bet 😳🙁?

[Mister E]

Well no as the manager said they couldn't afford the fee
So actually he would only be more likely here and if loan then I think maybe West Ham can have a chance but they don't have the money like Villa.
I read we have a £250mil war chest which is delightful.
I don't see West Ham with same financials and Moyes has said can't afford the fee

Moyes is being coy and trying to talk the fee down.  Don't take it literally.

And the Spammers paid out £40m for Haller, so they do know how to splash the cash.

[Toronto Villa]

It would be a bonkers budget for a team not yet in Europe.

Europe? We're planning on playing in the GSL. Galactic Super League. Not with poxy broke teams like Juventus or Barcelona.