Emi Martinez

[cdbearsfan]

The desperate "I wasn't bothered, honest" selfie when you've spent months chasing after someone's affections only to have them chuck you for some Belgian under-21 goalie.

He'll be "accidentally" ringing them later while listening to music. "Oh sorry is that Man U, must have rang you by mistake, I'm at this really cool party and not thinking about you at all".

[JUAN PABLO]

what a twat.

Im no 2 at Villa now...

[villa for life]

The desperate "I wasn't bothered, honest" selfie when you've spent months chasing after someone's affections only to have them chuck you for some Belgian under-21 goalie.

He'll be "accidentally" ringing them later while listening to music. "Oh sorry is that Man U, must have rang you by mistake, I'm at this really cool party and not thinking about you at all".

Very much like a washed up pop star who was popular at one time.

[PeterWithesShin]

He's saying how many good games he had last season, the massive wank puffin.

[pauliewalnuts]

Is he telling us that his favourite incarnation of VillaTim was the second, SilhillVilla?

[Brazilian Villain]

What are we reading into it?

He's aiming for a second World Cup with Argentina, and is focused and ready for the season ahead.

[pauliewalnuts]

Is he telling us his IQ?

[villa for life]

What are we reading into it?

He's aiming for a second World Cup with Argentina, and is focused and ready for the season ahead.

Very apt! (Mentioning Argentina first before the season ahead).

[cdbearsfan]

Is he telling us that his favourite incarnation of VillaTim was the second, SilhillVilla?

"It's actually two degrees colder than on this date last year, despite what so-called scientists would have you believe".

[Chris_Jephcott]

Maybe it’s a scissors motion indicating what he’s about to do to his Agent?

[eamonn]

As someone said earlier, over the next 10 days he will talk to the Argentinian press and will be less guarded in what he says so I won't be surprised if he acts the bitch and says he was told he could leave and the club reneged on it

[Monty]

Honestly, if he does stay, I have this feeling that he's going to save a penalty at some point and VP's going to go ballistic.

[cdbearsfan]

Or turn around and deliberately throw the ball into his own net.

[pauliewalnuts]

If he does stay, people will be annoyed for a bit, and then get over it and be relieved he's still with us.

Because that's the way football works.

[danno]

He's going to improve on last season and we will now concede from the second shot of target.