Emi Martinez

[PaulWinch again]

I mean he’s evidently pretty good, better than most in the league.

[Demitri_C]

Na because i dont have a dog  im a cat guy as i said. Can you hand your log in to a lemon might give a better counter argument than what you are providing

Choose any dog. You’ve admitted they’re more intelligent. Just find a stray one. Any one! For God’s sake.

Well martinez is a better keeper and is one of the best at keeping the ball to his feet despite his rare error the other  day. So i think they wont be focusing too much on that or set pieces as we dont concede many from set pieces this year with martinez in goal.

So he’d abandon his high press? And set piece delivery? That’s what you’re saying?

Or is this the dog? Sausages!!

Cats, dogs, lemons and sausages whatever next!

I think we will leave it there  as a certain  poster (not you olneytheloney) on the verge of a break down and keeps crying so lets agree to disagree

[Drummond]

Dogs are edible, cats aren't.

[VillaTim]

Dogs are edible, cats aren't.

Both are in Springfield

[edgysatsuma89]

I love dogs AND cats. Why does it have to be either or, maaan? Peace and love. Peace and love. ✌️

I find that all cat people also like dogs. Dog people are a mixed bag as to whether they like cats, but a good proportion hate them.

Yeah, I think that's probably true. I've had all sorts of weird and wonderful pets so I'm a fan of them all.

[VillaTim]

We've had both , dogs are the best , they stay in with the family , cats go out , go awol , then turn up and bring things home "look what the cats dragged in"  not for me Jeff

[wince]

What's wrong with talking to dogs?

Rory don’t use that on a dating app

[Rory]

What's wrong with talking to dogs?

Rory don’t use that on a dating app

Might attract the wrong types, you think?

[Percy McCarthy]

Cats are absolutely shit.

You can go off people very quickly you know.

[Rory]

Cats are absolutely shit.

You can go off people very quickly you know.

I knew you were a cat person, Perce 😁

(Disclaimer: I also love dogs. Just slightly less, because I don't find them as bafflingly inscrutable; and because the big dogs called Syco or Torcha are a little more likely to tear my child's face off because their dickless owner has mistreated them.)

[Rory]

We've had both , dogs are the best , they stay in with the family , cats go out , go awol , then turn up and bring things home "look what the cats dragged in"  not for me Jeff

Whatever a cat brings in is a gift.

They don't just deliver what you tell them like a dog, desperate for a pat on the head.

That pair of legs with some entrails attached might look disgusting, but instead of defaulting to centuries of training and submission like a dog, cats interrupt their own meal by choice to bring you something of what they caught. Approve of them or not? They don't care. They wanted to do it.

They could eat it all, but no - they want to gift you something that they're proud of.

That's meaningful.

[Risso]

It's not a gift, it's a warning.

[VillaTim]

I suppose the one positive is they generally shit in the neighbours gardens rather than your own.

[LeeB]

I'm a dog owner but I quite like cats. We had both when I was a kid, a Jack Russell and a ginger tom, they'd share a bed together sleeping top to tail (mom has a picture somewhere), but as soon as you'd open the back door to let them out, the cat would bolt up the gate with the dog chasing her.

We couldn't find the cat for ages after we moved to Castle Brom, thought we'd lost her. The old man had locked the poor thing in the shed by accident, was in there nearly a week I think.

[Sexual Ealing]

A report* that he'll play tonight: https://x.com/AVFC_espanol/status/1864350574554058848

*I have no idea whether it's reliable.