Emi Martinez

[Somniloquism]

Whilst some differences, Portuguese and Spanish share a lot of  common structures. However from a distance you can see exactly what he is saying anyway so no translations would have been needed.

[FrankyH]

Love the guy, as £20 million bargains go , it's up there with Paul McGrath as the best bit of business the club have done since we signed Dennis Mortimer.

[LukeJames]

Not that I give a fuck, but, what the fuck were Arsenal playing at?

[FrankyH]

Karma for all their fan's that were back home watching Strictly Come Dancing , not bothering to watch their captain lift the cup , whilst we hadn't even got on the train home yet .

[Dante Lavelli]

Looking at the melee, do I see a grin come to Luiz' face as Martinez is giving it to Ronaldo, despite the situation we were facing? Anybody know how his Portuguese is?

Cavani (not Portuguese) certainly seems to find it funny at the end from twitter feeds.

[martin o`who??]

Potentially a Villa legend.

[darren woolley]

He's a bargain for what we payed for him he's in the top half of the best goalkeepers in the world.

[richtheholtender]

Can we please get this guy tied down

[Scott Nielsen]

Emi is getting a lot of love on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/pv72ld/emi_martinez_asking_cristiano_to_take_the_pk/

[Moonraker]

Emi knew exactly what he was going to do in the shithousery stakes from the moment the penalty was awarded. He couldnt have out-psyched Fernandes any more if he had water-boarded him for 5 hours before he took the kick. And his faceoff with the Man United lot behind the goal was brilliant, but again see how calm Tyrone was in going over straight away and stopping him. Fabulous captaincy.

[Clampy]

Love the guy, as £20 million bargains go , it's up there with Paul McGrath as the best bit of business the club have done since we signed Dennis Mortimer.

It was less than that wasn't it? £17m I think but I stand correct. He's been an incredible signing. Whoever thought of him deserves a pay rise.

[wittonwarrior]

Apparently speaks fluent Portuguese which makes the moment even funnier 😂

[dave shelley]

He's a nutter!*  And sometimes you've just got to love nutters, especially this one.

* In the nicest possible way, not Joey Barton type of nutter.

[Risso]

Emi knew exactly what he was going to do in the shithousery stakes from the moment the penalty was awarded. He couldnt have out-psyched Fernandes any more if he had water-boarded him for 5 hours before he took the kick. And his faceoff with the Man United lot behind the goal was brilliant, but again see how calm Tyrone was in going over straight away and stopping him. Fabulous captaincy.

Pointing to Ronaldo and telling him to take it. I bloody love him.*


*Until he fucks off for a month on World Cup duty, obvs

[Somniloquism]

Yep Emi got Fernandez to hit the penalty really really hard to teach Emi a lesson for the shit housery......... at least now we know why Bruno takes that stop step normally now.