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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11025 on: March 13, 2026, 10:35:39 AM »
Yes and he scored a really good goal to win the game. Hopefully that triggers him to go on one of his goal scoring streaks.

Tammy is a more natural finisher definitely, but I think where he struggles more is occupying defenders, getting the team up the pitch.

He's been great for us over a number of seasons, but sadly he looks a bit shot at this point.  Scored a good goal last night, but he gives the ball away so often and can't even seem to get a shot off most of the times he's in good positions.  The concerning thing is that this isn't just a little run of games, he's been like it all season.

It's not good to see, for as I say he's been great for us and seems like a really good lad as well.  He's been a massive part of our recent resurgence and you're just willing him to recapture his best form.  One of his best performances this season was coming off the bench against Chelsea, so it might be time to start Abraham.and bring Ollie on.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11026 on: March 13, 2026, 11:23:52 AM »
I made the 'a cyst' joke a couple of months back and got flagged as copying it as well but I'm not sure who started it.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11027 on: March 13, 2026, 11:27:31 AM »
I think it was Shakespeare or, if not, his cyster.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11028 on: March 13, 2026, 11:38:23 AM »
I wish to clarify that, per my lawyers' instructions, it was in no way my intention to pilfer Percyst's Percy's witticystm witticism and pass it off as my own. If perchance I had seen the joke in its original context, I can confirm that I had forgotten it as of the moment I decided to click 'post' on what, as far as I knew, was an original and hilarious comment.

I hope in future that any hysterical feats of wordplay on my part will be clearly without dubious origins. I ask only that you all respect the privacy of my family at this difficult time. Thank you for your attention.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11029 on: March 13, 2026, 11:42:41 AM »
I wish to clarify that, per my lawyers' instructions, it was in no way my intention to pilfer Percyst's Percy's witticystm witticism and pass it off as my own. If perchance I had seen the joke in its original context, I can confirm that I had forgotten it as of the moment I decided to click 'post' on what, as far as I knew, was an original and hilarious comment.

I hope in future that any hysterical feats of wordplay on my part will be clearly without dubious origins. I ask only that you all respect the privacy of my family at this difficult time. Thank you for your attention.

Nothing about ANY struggles with booze, mental health, prescription drugs or compulsive shagging. Just who's doing your comms here? You're being fleeced.

Online LeeB

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11030 on: March 13, 2026, 11:43:36 AM »
If I were Percy I would hit you with a cease and decyst letter.

Online Monty

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11031 on: March 13, 2026, 11:43:51 AM »
But I DON'T struggle with booze, mental disorders, drugs of any kind or shag-dependency. I'm actually really really good at them.

Offline aldridgeboy

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11032 on: March 13, 2026, 12:00:25 PM »
But I DON'T struggle with booze, mental disorders, drugs of any kind or shag-dependency. I'm actually really really good at them.

Pocket posted like Lescott?

Offline eamonn

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11033 on: March 13, 2026, 01:12:33 PM »
The thing is Monty has form for clever wordplay so I think he deserves a pass on this.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11034 on: March 13, 2026, 01:56:09 PM »
The thing is Monty has form for clever wordplay so I think he deserves a pass on this.
Maybe, but we don’t really know if his previous is all his own work.
This could be deeper than we think.

Online Monty

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11035 on: March 13, 2026, 01:57:25 PM »
I'm being persecuted, victimised, picked on, bullied, and I've found Jesus.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11036 on: March 13, 2026, 01:58:50 PM »
I'm being persecuted, victimised, picked on, bullied, and I've found Jesus.

Where was he?

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11037 on: March 13, 2026, 02:03:48 PM »
I'm being persecuted, victimised, picked on, bullied, and I've found Jesus.

Where was he?
Playing up front for Forest with an even worse goal record than Watkins.
Now back on topic.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11038 on: March 13, 2026, 02:04:38 PM »
I'm being persecuted, victimised, picked on, bullied, and I've found Jesus.

That's more like it. You could also add something around not wanting to draw any parallels yourself, it being for others to say, but the similarities between the two of you are somewhat uncanny. You could also gently suggest that you've never been spotted in the same room, despite the other one supposedly being everywhere. Finish by saying you do your own research and you're home and hosed.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11039 on: March 13, 2026, 04:26:55 PM »
Keinan Davis has 9 goals in Serie A so far this season. Just saying.

 


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