I wish to clarify that, per my lawyers' instructions, it was in no way my intention to pilfer Percyst's Percy's witticystm witticism and pass it off as my own. If perchance I had seen the joke in its original context, I can confirm that I had forgotten it as of the moment I decided to click 'post' on what, as far as I knew, was an original and hilarious comment.
I hope in future that any hysterical feats of wordplay on my part will be clearly without dubious origins. I ask only that you all respect the privacy of my family at this difficult time. Thank you for your attention.