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Loving the excuses guys. Keep them coming.
Forgive me, as I'm not sure if we've covered this. But who exactly would you replace him with, and at what cost?
We’ve been over this. 21 year old German centre forward called Johann Schmidt or something along those lines. 6ft5, blonde hair in a 80s perm. Bangs in goals for fun, and a clinical penalty taker. Never injured, and has dreamt of playing for the Villa ever since he saw Thomas Hitzlsperger banging in long range shots for fun - they’re his speciality. Team player, in his spare time he listens to 3hr talks about football tactics.
Come on, Villa scouts, this is amateur stuff. Just go find a player like that and we’re sorted.
