Ollie Watkins

[German James]

To paraphrase Errol Brown:
It started with a cyst. Never thought it would come to this...

[Smirker]

Any news on Watkins injury, any one know what is wrong with him?

There isn't an injury.

It's man management from Unai. And before people accuse me of saying that makes him a liar, it is really not uncommon for a manager to say a player is injured when there is something else going on. In Ollie's case he is just in shit form. If he was really injured he wouldn't have been getting picked for 18 months as opposed to getting whatever surgery it is he needs and Tuchel wouldn't have called him up to England and Unai wouldn't have started the season with him as our only striker.

It's a convenient excuse for the Worshippers to hide behind.

[cdbearsfan]

Fan of your work, as you know, but not sure "Watkins Worshippers" is your best effort. Suggest Ollytheists, Ollards, or Jehovah's Wat-nesses.

[Monty]

I vote for Ollards.

[Sexual Ealing]

Olliegopolists.