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Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9840 on: December 16, 2025, 05:31:11 PM »
So what is his injury problem/ knock or whatever?

I do find it a little strange that he continues to play but is apparently injured and has been in for months now.

Bloody hell! You’re on here enough, as much as most of us. It must have been said a million times he has a bloody cyst. It’s mentioned by both our manager and England manager.

This must be the worst football thread ever for going round and round! 🤣

Well said Ian
yeah well said

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9841 on: December 16, 2025, 05:47:11 PM »
I'm sick to death of the spoilt babies moaning about a player who's underperforming because of injury. If anything, he's a bloody hero for continuing as best he can; part of a team winning 15 of the last 17.

You can't reason with the Ollie Opprobriates.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9842 on: December 16, 2025, 05:48:07 PM »
The other thing that supports the idea that it's a cyst is that Smirker isn't acknowledging it as a possibility and we all know he doesn't count assists.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9843 on: December 16, 2025, 05:52:18 PM »
Sorry Paul

He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Offline paul_e

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9844 on: December 16, 2025, 05:54:07 PM »
Sorry Paul

He’s got a cyst on his knee apparently. But this will mean nothing to Smirker as he doesn’t count a cyst.

😉

Awww, missed that.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9845 on: December 16, 2025, 05:54:38 PM »
Was that a pre-assist?

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9846 on: December 16, 2025, 05:55:46 PM »
Awww, missed that.

Smirker will start calling you oll_e now.

Offline Smirker

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9847 on: December 16, 2025, 06:00:00 PM »
Worshippers are recycling jokes now  8)

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9848 on: December 16, 2025, 06:01:29 PM »
If there's one thing I didn't expect on this thread, it's repetition.

Offline olaftab

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9849 on: December 16, 2025, 06:08:25 PM »
Or hesitation, a trait Ollie is familiar with.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9850 on: December 16, 2025, 06:10:20 PM »
If there's one thing I didn't expect on this thread, it's repetition.

Offline Nunkin1965

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9851 on: December 16, 2025, 06:23:34 PM »
Bloody hell is this still going on?

Offline TonyD

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9852 on: December 16, 2025, 10:45:35 PM »
Emery should insist the doctor assists with the cyst.

 


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