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Online Ian.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9300 on: November 16, 2025, 01:34:45 PM »
Who used to have the signature on here which was like the ramblings of the drunken chap from the Fast Show as the ramble didn’t quite finish? Was that your signature Smirker?

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9301 on: November 16, 2025, 02:14:01 PM »
Who used to have the signature on here which was like the ramblings of the drunken chap from the Fast Show as the ramble didn’t quite finish? Was that your signature Smirker?

Yes mate.

This was the quote:

That's a fairly recent phenomenon. I took some foreign visitors there a year or two back. One of them was concerned that it would be too spicy. After I had reassured her that unlike curries, baltis did not contain chillies I was made to look a total eejit when it was served. It was explained to me that they had started to add a small amount of chilli to their recipe by public demand.

Back in the day I regularly took foreign business visitors to The Kababish, especially those who had never even tasted a curry, never mind a balti. I particularly remember a rather rotund German gentleman, who, having wiped his balti dish clean with his nan bread was asked if he'd like anything else. Ya he replied, "I would like to have it again." And he did.

I couldnt fit the whole thing in so never bothered changing it until the rassclart post.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9302 on: November 16, 2025, 02:53:09 PM »
Your consistent rays of positivity omits you from this judgement, Drum  :)
« Last Edit: November 16, 2025, 04:55:28 PM by eamonn »

Online Ian.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9303 on: November 16, 2025, 04:39:25 PM »
I thought so, your signature always made me chuckle.

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9304 on: November 19, 2025, 04:23:56 AM »
When you're smiling
The Holte End smiles with you


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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9305 on: November 20, 2025, 04:10:21 AM »
I just have a feeling the rest would have done Ollie the world of good and he will score two goals on Sunday in a 3-1 win for Villa.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9306 on: Today at 10:03:58 AM »
Come on today.  Let’s have a couple of goals.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #9307 on: Today at 10:16:30 AM »
I just have a feeling the rest would have done Ollie the world of good and he will score two goals on Sunday in a 3-1 win for Villa.

Let’s hope so. Today should be the reboot of his season. Find your form Ollie.

 


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