Read the first bit again.
Absolutely not.
Mate, I honestly recommend a really long lie down, and whatever drugs it takes to make you less of a monomaniacal bore.
Don't talk to me like I'm Footy. Disagree with my opinion but don't think you're gonna try and bully me off here.
Then stop acting like it! Good grief, 'bullying', because you've murdered this thread and it's being pointed out to you?
Here's how it goes. With a level of glee that makes me think of Nigel Farage after an immigrant does a crime, you post something snarky in this thread. Some poor innocent thinks Wow, that's harsh, I disagree. You bring out
literally the same statistics as you do 29 times a day to prove that a goal record better than 1 in 3 is, in fact, shit. Some other poor bastard chimes in to say that Watkins' goals record is decent and when combined to his all-round game makes him a considerable player. You say - like someone frozen from the 50s waking up in 2025 - that the all-round game doesn't count. And you do this 29 times a day.
So what do we conclude? Either a) you're a troll, or b) you have a degree of monomaniacal obsession that, honestly, you should seek help for. Everyone's seen your damn opinion, everyone knows your selective view of the stats, everyone knows exactly what you think in unbelievable detail, and yet you insist on ruining this thread. I'm asking kindly - please, stop.