Ollie Watkins

[Sexual Ealing]

Still can't trap a football, but makes up for it with endeavour.

[supertom]

Still can't trap a football, but makes up for it with endeavour.

If he keeps trapping it in the net, what's not to love?

[Sexual Ealing]

Indeed. But he’s not a footballer.

[Olneythelonely]

I know this is a mad wind-up, but I get furious every time

[Sexual Ealing]

It's not a wind-up! I think he's admirable in so many ways, he has a work rate that I can't even comprehend. But footballers can control a football.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

It's not a wind-up! I think he's admirable in so many ways, he has a work rate that I can't even comprehend. But footballers can control a football.

If he could control a ball the way we want he'd be playing for Real Madrid.

[Sexual Ealing]

If he can't control a football what the fuck is he doing playing for us?!

[Monty]

I think Ollie Watkins is, frighteningly obviously, good at football!

[Sexual Ealing]

He's good at loads of things, not many of them involve him manipulating a football with his feet.

[Monty]

He's clearly 'good' at it. Good enough to allow other stuff to push him up to a top level.

[Brazilian Villain]

I know this is a mad wind-up, but I get furious every time

He's a magnificent human being, second only to Emi Martínez amongst the playing staff.

[rob_bridge]

Brilliant player for us overall

[Olneythelonely]

It's not a wind-up! I think he's admirable in so many ways, he has a work rate that I can't even comprehend. But footballers can control a football.

Nah, not falling for it.

[BC Villain]

Agbonlahor should make the most of the next few weeks as he won't be able to dine out on being our top Premier league goalscorer for much longer.

[Risso]

Adama Traore makes Ollie look like a cross between Messi and Maradonna.