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Author Topic: Ollie Watkins  (Read 1092296 times)

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6165 on: October 19, 2024, 05:23:14 PM »
Still can't trap a football, but makes up for it with endeavour.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6166 on: October 19, 2024, 05:24:06 PM »
Still can't trap a football, but makes up for it with endeavour.
If he keeps trapping it in the net, what's not to love?

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6167 on: October 19, 2024, 05:33:08 PM »
Indeed. But he’s not a footballer.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6168 on: October 19, 2024, 06:50:11 PM »
I know this is a mad wind-up, but I get furious every time

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6169 on: October 19, 2024, 06:56:07 PM »
It's not a wind-up! I think he's admirable in so many ways, he has a work rate that I can't even comprehend. But footballers can control a football.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6170 on: October 19, 2024, 07:01:37 PM »
It's not a wind-up! I think he's admirable in so many ways, he has a work rate that I can't even comprehend. But footballers can control a football.

If he could control a ball the way we want he'd be playing for Real Madrid.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6171 on: October 19, 2024, 07:16:34 PM »
If he can't control a football what the fuck is he doing playing for us?!

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6172 on: October 19, 2024, 07:18:49 PM »
I think Ollie Watkins is, frighteningly obviously, good at football!

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6173 on: October 19, 2024, 07:20:15 PM »
He's good at loads of things, not many of them involve him manipulating a football with his feet.
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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6174 on: October 19, 2024, 07:22:25 PM »
He's clearly 'good' at it. Good enough to allow other stuff to push him up to a top level.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6175 on: October 19, 2024, 07:23:32 PM »
I know this is a mad wind-up, but I get furious every time

He's a magnificent human being, second only to Emi Martínez amongst the playing staff.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6176 on: October 19, 2024, 07:24:26 PM »
Brilliant player for us overall

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6177 on: October 19, 2024, 07:45:50 PM »
It's not a wind-up! I think he's admirable in so many ways, he has a work rate that I can't even comprehend. But footballers can control a football.

Nah, not falling for it.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6178 on: October 19, 2024, 09:19:53 PM »
Agbonlahor should make the most of the next few weeks as he won't be able to dine out on being our top Premier league goalscorer for much longer.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #6179 on: October 19, 2024, 11:21:31 PM »
Adama Traore makes Ollie look like a cross between Messi and Maradonna.

 


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