Our name is easily the best. After that I have to say that generally Scottish names beat English names. Queen of the South, Hibernian, Raith Rovers, Ferranti aka Meadowbank Thistle (why did they change to Livingston ? boring !), Gala Fairydean Rovers, Bonnyrigg Rose Athletic. Then you have the incredibly unquicky Albion Rovers. Based in Coatbridge and resulting from a merger of two teams, the boringly named Albion FC and yes you guessed it the equally boringly named Rovers FC.
The name "Tottenham Hotspur" isn't bad, as names go, in that it isn't a boring "City" or "United" type team name. Comparing it to "Aston Villa", though, is quite clearly madness. We have the greatest name, the greatest colours, the greatest history and, quite possibly, the greatest collection of strays, wrong 'uns and ne'er-do-wells who like to spend their spare time arguing on a football forum.Also, pretty sure that actual Hotspur was a Newcastle fan and would have thought, quite correctly, that Tottenham were a big bunch of southern ponces.
I'd say Spurs isn't even the best name in London. Crystal Palace, Orient, Arsenal, Queens Park Rangers.
2nd best? Fuck me, I despair.
There are loads of Uniteds, lots Citys and Towns, a goodly sprinkling of Wanderers and Rovers and even a few Albions. But there is only one Villa – the greatest name in football in every sense. John Gregory, our former manager, had an eye for the populist quote and never more so than when he said: “There’s an aura about this club, a sense of history and tradition. Even the name is beautifully symmetrical, with five letters in each word.” He’s right, too. Just try writing it down now in upper and lower case. Aston Villa – heartstoppingly lovely.