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Author Topic: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede  (Read 28801 times)

Offline TEMPORALIS

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2016, 06:21:00 PM »
A woeful Jimmy Hendrix look-a-like. 

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2016, 06:25:08 PM »
Loan him back to Blackburn and get them to pay his wages.  Then make the move permanent at the end of the season.  He was at least doing something at that club.

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2016, 06:32:17 PM »

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2016, 06:32:24 PM »
Guttering cleaner outer.

Offline Bad English

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2016, 06:40:52 PM »
As Jar Jar Binks in a surprise non-CGI return in Star Wars Episode VIII.

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2016, 06:44:18 PM »
Whatever you found as a use for him, I bet he'd still be shit at it.

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2016, 06:57:17 PM »
Rudy Gestede wins the Ballon D'Or.

Oh my mistake, it was Rudy Gestede misses barn door.

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2016, 07:02:00 PM »
I can accept that he's shit, but he couldn't have looked less interested today. Plenty of shit players get away with it to an extent due to their endeavour and willingness to try.

Offline Holtemeister

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2016, 07:10:15 PM »
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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2016, 07:21:31 PM »
Somebody to make Ian Ormondroyd look like Pele

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2016, 07:38:21 PM »
A musical statue teacher

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2016, 09:22:32 PM »
Shop window dummy

Offline oswald funkletrumpet

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2016, 09:31:36 PM »
a plastic fake dog shit

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2016, 09:37:24 PM »
Any suggestion except professional footballer is fair game. Such a limited footballer. We would have to change everything about the way we play just to accommodate him and even then I doubt he's salvageable. A bit part squad player that comes off the bench like at Newcastle is as far as it should go with him. What on earth did our scouts see when we wasn't scoring with his head? Literally everything else about his play is shocking

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2016, 10:27:01 PM »
He's good with the kids.


 


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