101 Uses for Rudy Gestede

[myf]

he's not very good, but as his only footballing skills is to some times head the ball, he don't get much supply. But to consistently pick him, makes Garde look like a right. cock

this. Hes proven himself in lower division so if we're not going to cross the ball its gardes error in playing him.

not good enough for the prem but it would be foolish ti ship him out when we're headed to chumps

[Villan For Life]

One of those real life statues that you see on New Street.

[aj2k77]

he's not very good, but as his only footballing skills is to some times head the ball, he don't get much supply. But to consistently pick him, makes Garde look like a right. cock

this. Hes proven himself in lower division so if we're not going to cross the ball its gardes error in playing him.

not good enough for the prem but it would be foolish ti ship him out when we're headed to chumps

One good season in the Championship.

[The Laughing Policeman]

He could go back to his old hairstyle.

[levico]

Something for a trainee taxidermist to practice on

[CT Villan]

A garden hoe...or Tim Sherwood's toilet brush*

^{*before he cut his hair}

[VinnieChase84]

Ticket stub tearer at the cinema

[in exile]

Heroes & Villains seller

[Nastylee]

Broom stick, extendable ladder, scaffold pole, piss post for dogs.

[JUAN PABLO]

lighthouse

[Legion]

Telegraph pole

[Ajdainty89]

I'm off shopping with the miss' and I end up with the 'I can't be arsed' face whilst walking at the very minimal pace from rack to rack.


So if no one has taken him, I could use his services.
I've got the experience yet he's more qualified for this shopping stuff!

[Villa in Denmark]

I'd say basketball player but you need some hand/eye co-ordination.

Basketball basket.

[Bad English]

As an anagram: Turds edge ye!

[wittonwarrior]

Stretch on that American TV show