101 Uses for Rudy Gestede

[TEMPORALIS]

A woeful Jimmy Hendrix look-a-like. 

[not3bad]

Loan him back to Blackburn and get them to pay his wages.  Then make the move permanent at the end of the season.  He was at least doing something at that club.

[Whiney MacWhineface]

[andyh]

Guttering cleaner outer.

[Bad English]

As Jar Jar Binks in a surprise non-CGI return in Star Wars Episode VIII.

[Jon Crofts]

Whatever you found as a use for him, I bet he'd still be shit at it.

[Jon Crofts]

Rudy Gestede wins the Ballon D'Or.

Oh my mistake, it was Rudy Gestede misses barn door.

[Mortimer's Bear]

I can accept that he's shit, but he couldn't have looked less interested today. Plenty of shit players get away with it to an extent due to their endeavour and willingness to try.

[Holtemeister]

Chocolate Fireguard

[nibs]

Somebody to make Ian Ormondroyd look like Pele

[Ian.]

A musical statue teacher

[CJ]

Shop window dummy

[oswald funkletrumpet]

a plastic fake dog shit

jason lee tribute act

[Toronto Villa]

Any suggestion except professional footballer is fair game. Such a limited footballer. We would have to change everything about the way we play just to accommodate him and even then I doubt he's salvageable. A bit part squad player that comes off the bench like at Newcastle is as far as it should go with him. What on earth did our scouts see when we wasn't scoring with his head? Literally everything else about his play is shocking

[avfc_1874]

He's good with the kids.