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Author Topic: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede  (Read 28767 times)

Offline TEMPORALIS

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2016, 06:21:00 PM »
A woeful Jimmy Hendrix look-a-like. 
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Offline not3bad

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2016, 06:25:08 PM »
Loan him back to Blackburn and get them to pay his wages.  Then make the move permanent at the end of the season.  He was at least doing something at that club.
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Offline Whiney MacWhineface

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2016, 06:32:17 PM »
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Online andyh

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2016, 06:32:24 PM »
Guttering cleaner outer.
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Offline Bad English

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2016, 06:40:52 PM »
As Jar Jar Binks in a surprise non-CGI return in Star Wars Episode VIII.
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Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2016, 06:44:18 PM »
Whatever you found as a use for him, I bet he'd still be shit at it.
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Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2016, 06:57:17 PM »
Rudy Gestede wins the Ballon D'Or.

Oh my mistake, it was Rudy Gestede misses barn door.
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Offline Mortimer's Bear

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2016, 07:02:00 PM »
I can accept that he's shit, but he couldn't have looked less interested today. Plenty of shit players get away with it to an extent due to their endeavour and willingness to try.
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Offline Holtemeister

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2016, 07:10:15 PM »
Chocolate Fireguard
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Offline nibs

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2016, 07:21:31 PM »
Somebody to make Ian Ormondroyd look like Pele
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Offline Ian.

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2016, 07:38:21 PM »
A musical statue teacher
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Offline CJ

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2016, 09:22:32 PM »
Shop window dummy
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Offline oswald funkletrumpet

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2016, 09:31:36 PM »
a plastic fake dog shit

jason lee tribute act
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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2016, 09:37:24 PM »
Any suggestion except professional footballer is fair game. Such a limited footballer. We would have to change everything about the way we play just to accommodate him and even then I doubt he's salvageable. A bit part squad player that comes off the bench like at Newcastle is as far as it should go with him. What on earth did our scouts see when we wasn't scoring with his head? Literally everything else about his play is shocking
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Offline avfc_1874

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2016, 10:27:01 PM »
He's good with the kids.

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