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Author Topic: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede  (Read 28672 times)

Offline myf

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2016, 03:59:19 PM »
he's not very good, but as his only footballing skills is to some times head the ball, he don't get much supply. But to consistently pick him, makes Garde look like a right. cock

this. Hes proven himself in lower division so if we're not going to cross the ball its gardes error in playing him.

not good enough for the prem but it would be foolish ti ship him out when we're headed to chumps

Offline Villan For Life

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2016, 04:11:10 PM »
One of those real life statues that you see on New Street.

Online aj2k77

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2016, 04:12:49 PM »
he's not very good, but as his only footballing skills is to some times head the ball, he don't get much supply. But to consistently pick him, makes Garde look like a right. cock

this. Hes proven himself in lower division so if we're not going to cross the ball its gardes error in playing him.

not good enough for the prem but it would be foolish ti ship him out when we're headed to chumps

One good season in the Championship.

Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2016, 04:13:16 PM »
He could go back to his old hairstyle.

Offline levico

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2016, 04:20:16 PM »
Something for a trainee taxidermist to practice on

Online CT Villan

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2016, 04:20:24 PM »
A garden hoe...or Tim Sherwood's toilet brush*

*before he cut his hair

Offline VinnieChase84

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2016, 04:21:46 PM »
Ticket stub tearer at the cinema

Offline in exile

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2016, 04:26:29 PM »
Heroes & Villains seller

Offline Nastylee

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2016, 04:51:42 PM »
Broom stick, extendable ladder, scaffold pole, piss post for dogs.

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2016, 04:55:36 PM »
lighthouse

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2016, 04:57:46 PM »
Telegraph pole

Offline Ajdainty89

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2016, 05:00:20 PM »
I'm off shopping with the miss' and I end up with the 'I can't be arsed' face whilst walking at the very minimal pace from rack to rack.


So if no one has taken him, I could use his services.
I've got the experience yet he's more qualified for this shopping stuff!

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2016, 05:57:30 PM »
I'd say basketball player but you need some hand/eye co-ordination.

Basketball basket.


Offline Bad English

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2016, 06:00:32 PM »
As an anagram: Turds edge ye!

Offline wittonwarrior

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2016, 06:08:13 PM »
Stretch on that American TV show

 


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