Richard Dunne

[damon loves JT]

It's a shame Brian Glover is dead, he'd have been a perfect fitness coach.

[rutski]

he could do sit ups and press ups in the centre circle, does that help dave woodhall in the press pun department?? ,,, i'll get me coat!

[sonlyme]

Is there really any need for that dig in the thread title? Quite pathetic.

Dear me, it was just a little light-heartedness.

We'll have none of that here, thank you. 
This is a football site.
Where men can talk solemnly about football.
Enjoyment, pleasure, and entertainment have no place here.
This is about Aston Villa me laddie
And we are miserable gurning whingers
Bedsheet painters and booers or our own.

Or are we?

[sonlyme]

It's a shame Brian Glover is dead, he'd have been a perfect fitness coach.

Shit - Bernard Manning's unavailable too.

[Percy McCarthy]

I think he'll be quite good for us when/if he gets back in.

It is contract renewal/free transfer time.

[olaftab]

I thought about changing it to 'Lean, mean defending machine'.

Good job you only thought about it.

[Steve R]

I'm struggling with the concept of Richard Dunne being fit to play a game of football.

I wouldn't use the word 'blame' either when pointing the finger at who may be responsible for missing the start of the season.

[maidstonevillain]

In an ideal world, before every game where Dunne is not fit to play, he would do sit-ups in the centre circle until he is sick.

I imagine that would be two sit-ups.

That assumes he manages to get as far as the centre circle.

[sidcowans10]

He may not be fit, but he certainly ain't fat !! I ve seen him a lot at the Belfry in the pool and hot tub. There really isn't an ounce of fat on him. It surprised me, but there you go!!

[WA Villan]

He may not be fit, but he certainly ain't fat !! I ve seen him a lot at the Belfry in the pool and hot tub. There really isn't an ounce of fat on him. It surprised me, but there you go!!

Eyes wide open and look of shock thingy.

[bertlambshank]

The hot tub was full of curry.

[damon loves JT]

Non league football is full of wonderfully skilled footballers who can't be arsed to stay fit.

[olaftab]

Are you giving Richard career direction?

[eastie]

He may not be fit, but he certainly ain't fat !! I ve seen him a lot at the Belfry in the pool and hot tub. There really isn't an ounce of fat on him. It surprised me, but there you go!!

Big boned I believe is the required term.

[not3bad]

This is about Aston Villa me laddie
And we are miserable gurning whingers
Bedsheet painters and booers or our own.

Call that a post?!  Boooooooooooooooooo!!!!!