Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[ozzjim]

Ah bollocks anyone got the tazer from Stoke to use on the scalleys? Orrible

[Ron Manager]

Honestly, signing a player from Crewe! Who the fuck are Crewe? When have they ever produced a well known player? Damn you Randy! Damn you!!!

and Stan Bowles

Honestly, don't you know ANYTHING about football? Robbie Savage played for them.

And Seth Johnson.

And Geoff Thomas.

And Rob Jones.

And Hughie Reed

[Chris_Jephcott]

Here's a good rumour for you...


Flew back from Brussels last night on the Brussels Airlines late flight. There was a player onboard - who didn't play for us, but escorted with a man in a suit, but I won't say who exactly... He was busy using the "professional footballer" line on the Cabin Crew.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Benteke on way

[Irish villain]

The more of Lambert I read the more I think he would be brilliant at Prime Minister's questions. He gives nothing away!

[danlanza]

Benteke on way

Now is this definate or another load of Feckbook and Twatter nonsense?

[Clampy]

Did'nt Liverpool sign someone a midfielder from Crewe a few seasons back and he flopped? I might be wrong though.

[PeterWithesShin]

Benteke on way

Now is this definate or another load of Feckbook and Twatter nonsense?

SSN news said he was close to the area. For what it's worth.

[JUAN PABLO]

Remy to Chelsea , if happens , Sturridge allowed to go .

[eric woolban woolban]

Didn't Man Utd sign a young striker from Crewe in the summer.

Things hotting up a bit.

[danlanza]

Benteke on way

Now is this definate or another load of Feckbook and Twatter nonsense?

SSN news said he was close to the area. For what it's worth.

Sounds promising in that case. Cheers.

[dave.woodhall]

Benteke on way

Now is this definate or another load of Feckbook and Twatter nonsense?

SSN news said he was close to the area. For what it's worth.

Sounds promising in that case. Cheers.

Signing for Tamworth.

[PaulWinch again]

Fucking hell I just flicked over to Sky Sports News and Dave Bassett is embarrassingly out of touch. He said Maicon is finished as a top player based on one game where Bale outplayed him, neglecting to think that last season he was outstanding. Then proceeded to said that Pablo Hernandez could be a gem, but knows nothing about him.

[danlanza]

Benteke on way

Now is this definate or another load of Feckbook and Twatter nonsense?

SSN news said he was close to the area. For what it's worth.

Sounds promising in that case. Cheers.

Signing for Tamworth.

Cheers Dave.

[Malandro]

Fucking hell I just flicked over to Sky Sports News and Dave Bassett is embarrassingly out of touch. He said Maicon is finished as a top player based on one game where Bale outplayed him, neglecting to think that last season he was outstanding. Then proceeded to said that Pablo Hernandez could be a gem, but knows nothing about him.

looks like a tramp