New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...

[Dave Cooper please]

"Should I fake my orgasms?"

[gervilla]

"Will we be in our white shirts tonight ?"

[rjp]

"Is that magazine free?"

[Clampy]

'Is Greg here tonight'?

[bertlambshank]

Why didn't Barry take the penalty.

[steffo]

It's so simple sometimes the answer is staring you in the face?

Have you got change for a £50 note!!!!

[cdbearsfan]

"Hello Legion, had much luck lately?"

[IronVilla]

Where's the Holte Suite?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

[UK Redsox]

"You're a teacher........ you explain the Higgs boson particle to me"

[Aston Manor]

Any chance of a kiss?

[Legion]

Now to disappoint you all as most of the previous are far better...

I was asked by a young man in Villa colours in all seriousness: "Where's the Holtey End?"

[villa `cross the mersey]

Was it Randy Lerner ?

[not3bad]

Did you say "It's opposite the Northy Stand"?

[olaftab]

It was before the match where I let the team down. Did really well afterwards.

where were you before the match? Didn't see you either under the tree or by pearly gates?