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Author Topic: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...  (Read 23877 times)

Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2011, 09:16:32 PM »
"Should I fake my orgasms?"
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Offline gervilla

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2011, 10:16:25 PM »
"Will we be in our white shirts tonight ?"
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Offline rjp

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2011, 10:50:49 PM »
"Is that magazine free?"
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Offline Clampy

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2011, 10:55:07 PM »
'Is Greg here tonight'?
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2011, 11:02:19 PM »
Why didn't Barry take the penalty.
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Offline steffo

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2011, 11:04:35 PM »
It's so simple sometimes the answer is staring you in the face?

Have you got change for a £50 note!!!!
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Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2011, 11:37:57 PM »
"Hello Legion, had much luck lately?"
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Offline IronVilla

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #52 on: December 23, 2011, 12:30:11 AM »
Where's the Holte Suite?
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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2011, 07:44:05 AM »
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
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Offline UK Redsox

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #54 on: December 23, 2011, 09:21:00 AM »
"You're a teacher........ you explain the Higgs boson particle to me"
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Offline Aston Manor

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #55 on: December 23, 2011, 12:17:05 PM »
Any chance of a kiss?
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Offline Legion

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2011, 01:46:22 PM »
Now to disappoint you all as most of the previous are far better...

I was asked by a young man in Villa colours in all seriousness: "Where's the Holtey End?"
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Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2011, 02:36:09 PM »
Was it Randy Lerner ?
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Offline not3bad

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #58 on: December 23, 2011, 03:48:58 PM »
Did you say "It's opposite the Northy Stand"?
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Offline olaftab

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2011, 04:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 03:47:45 PM
It was before the match where I let the team down. Did really well afterwards.

where were you before the match? Didn't see you either under the tree or by pearly gates?
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