New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...

• #45 Reply
  Posted by Dave Cooper please on 22 Dec, 2011 21:16
• "Should I fake my orgasms?"
• #46 Reply
  Posted by gervilla on 22 Dec, 2011 22:16
• "Will we be in our white shirts tonight ?"
• #47 Reply
  Posted by rjp on 22 Dec, 2011 22:50
• "Is that magazine free?"
• #48 Reply
  Posted by Clampy on 22 Dec, 2011 22:55
• 'Is Greg here tonight'?
• #49 Reply
  Posted by bertlambshank on 22 Dec, 2011 23:02
• Why didn't Barry take the penalty.
• #50 Reply
  Posted by steffo on 22 Dec, 2011 23:04
• It's so simple sometimes the answer is staring you in the face?
  
  Have you got change for a £50 note!!!!
• #51 Reply
  Posted by cdbearsfan on 22 Dec, 2011 23:37
• "Hello Legion, had much luck lately?"
• #52 Reply
  Posted by IronVilla on 23 Dec, 2011 00:30
• Where's the Holte Suite?
• #53 Reply
  Posted by Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on 23 Dec, 2011 07:44
• "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
• #54 Reply
  Posted by UK Redsox on 23 Dec, 2011 09:21
• "You're a teacher........ you explain the Higgs boson particle to me"
• #55 Reply
  Posted by Aston Manor on 23 Dec, 2011 12:17
• Any chance of a kiss?
  
• #56 Reply
  Posted by Legion on 23 Dec, 2011 13:46
• Now to disappoint you all as most of the previous are far better...
  
  I was asked by a young man in Villa colours in all seriousness: "Where's the Holtey End?"
• #57 Reply
  Posted by villa `cross the mersey on 23 Dec, 2011 14:36
• Was it Randy Lerner ?
• #58 Reply
  Posted by not3bad on 23 Dec, 2011 15:48
• Did you say "It's opposite the Northy Stand"?
• #59 Reply
  Posted by olaftab on 23 Dec, 2011 16:49
• Quote from: Legion on 22 Dec, 2011 15:47

  It was before the match where I let the team down. Did really well afterwards.
  

  
  where were you before the match? Didn't see you either under the tree or by pearly gates?