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Topic: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner... (Read 23686 times)
Dave Cooper please
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"Should I fake my orgasms?"
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gervilla
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"Will we be in our white shirts tonight ?"
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rjp
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"Is that magazine free?"
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'Is Greg here tonight'?
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Why didn't Barry take the penalty.
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It's so simple sometimes the answer is staring you in the face?
Have you got change for a £50 note!!!!
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cdbearsfan
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I still hate Bono.
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"Hello Legion, had much luck lately?"
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Where's the Holte Suite?
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"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
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"You're a teacher........ you explain the Higgs boson particle to me"
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Any chance of a kiss?
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Oh, it must be! And it is! Villa in the lead!
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Now to disappoint you all as most of the previous are far better...
I was asked by a young man in Villa colours in all seriousness: "Where's the Holtey End?"
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villa `cross the mersey
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Was it Randy Lerner ?
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Did you say "It's opposite the Northy Stand"?
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Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 03:47:45 PM
It was before the match where I let the team down. Did really well afterwards.
where were you before the match? Didn't see you either under the tree or by pearly gates?
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