New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...

[dave.woodhall]

All your usual favourites, £2 from Legion and a few others.

[dave.woodhall]

And because it's Christmas with unreliable post & tight deadlines, any subscribers who want a copy tonight can see me.

[Legion]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

[dave.woodhall]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Not in the end you didn't. And you got asked Daft Question of the Night.

[PeterWithesShin]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

But you did get asked what may well be the best question ever asked to a H&V seller. And I was there to witness it!

[Legion]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Not in the end you didn't. And you got asked Daft Question of the Night.

True. The after-match sales were great. It just goes to show the effect of a good performance on purchases.

[Legion]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

But you did get asked what may well be the best question ever asked to a H&V seller. And I was there to witness it!

Oh yes. Competition time! What was I asked? Small prize for the nearest guess. PWS and DW are ineligible for entry.

[Louzie0]

OK, I'll have a go - 'Does it have a report of the match in it?'

[PeterWithesShin]

Can I get my sister to register and answer? 

[dave.woodhall]

Can I have a go?

[Percy McCarthy]

Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

[MarkM]

Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

While selling I got asked by an away fan...

"Where's the North End?"

My Reply...

"Preston!"

[Legion]

Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

Your fourth answer is very close indeed...

[MarkM]

Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

Your fourth answer is very close indeed...

I got asked [by a Villa Fan, when we were playing Man U a few years back]....

"It's been a while since I was last down where is the Holte End?"

I replied...

"Same place it was against Bolton"

[Simon Ward]

Where's the Witton Lane Stand?