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New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« on: December 20, 2011, 09:48:35 PM »
All your usual favourites, £2 from Legion and a few others.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 12:18:57 AM by Legion »
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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 02:11:55 PM »
And because it's Christmas with unreliable post & tight deadlines, any subscribers who want a copy tonight can see me.
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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 12:11:43 AM »
Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.
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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 12:12:20 AM »
Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 12:11:43 AM
Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Not in the end you didn't. And you got asked Daft Question of the Night.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 12:12:45 AM »
Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 12:11:43 AM
Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

But you did get asked what may well be the best question ever asked to a H&V seller. And I was there to witness it!
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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 12:15:31 AM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on December 22, 2011, 12:12:20 AM
Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 12:11:43 AM
Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Not in the end you didn't. And you got asked Daft Question of the Night.

True. The after-match sales were great. It just goes to show the effect of a good performance on purchases.
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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 12:16:54 AM »
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on December 22, 2011, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 12:11:43 AM
Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

But you did get asked what may well be the best question ever asked to a H&V seller. And I was there to witness it!

Oh yes. Competition time! What was I asked? Small prize for the nearest guess. PWS and DW are ineligible for entry.
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Re: New H&V tomorrow
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 12:17:39 AM »
OK, I'll have a go - 'Does it have a report of the match in it?'
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 12:21:31 AM »
Can I get my sister to register and answer?  ;D
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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 12:55:30 AM »
Can I have a go?
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Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 01:00:22 AM »
Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?
« Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 01:13:55 AM by PercyN'thehood »
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Offline MarkM

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 09:14:45 AM »
Quote from: PercyN'thehood on December 22, 2011, 01:00:22 AM
Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

While selling I got asked by an away fan...

"Where's the North End?"

My Reply...

"Preston!"
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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 09:58:49 AM »
Quote from: PercyN'thehood on December 22, 2011, 01:00:22 AM
Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

Your fourth answer is very close indeed...
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Offline MarkM

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2011, 10:02:53 AM »
Quote from: Legion on December 22, 2011, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: PercyN'thehood on December 22, 2011, 01:00:22 AM
Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

Your fourth answer is very close indeed...

I got asked [by a Villa Fan, when we were playing Man U a few years back]....

"It's been a while since I was last down where is the Holte End?"

I replied...

"Same place it was against Bolton"
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Offline Simon Ward

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Re: New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 10:07:54 AM »
Where's the Witton Lane Stand?

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