Summer 2024 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Monty]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

Ah, my mistake. I thought he was trading in his old, rust bucket Fiat 500 for a Ferrari. Poor sod.

Hopefully it's more of a Pimp My Ride situation.

TV in the back?

All decked out in snakeskin.

[Toronto Villa]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

Ah, my mistake. I thought he was trading in his old, rust bucket Fiat 500 for a Ferrari. Poor sod.

Hopefully it's more of a Pimp My Ride situation.

TV in the back?

All decked out in snakeskin.

I think I’d look good in snakeskin.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

That [tears up] looks like [sniffles pathetically] a spicy [hiccup] sausage [wailing].

I thought you were going to say your new todger.

It's not really a new todger, it's more like a convertible car that's now permanently open top.

Ah, my mistake. I thought he was trading in his old, rust bucket Fiat 500 for a Ferrari. Poor sod.

Hopefully it's more of a Pimp My Ride situation.

TV in the back?

All decked out in snakeskin.

Who, Toronto?

EDIT: Bollox! I pick up the ball, dribble all the way up the pitch, take it around the keeper and Toronto nips in to steal it, tap into an empty net and runs off, removes his shirt and waves it around like he's scored the winner for Scotland.

[pablo_picasso]

First time I've seen us linked with Amadou Onana.

Would be a cracking signing...

Yes, perfect. An upgrade on Dougie perhaps?

Not sure he is there yet, but he does have a high potential ceiling.

For the now, he would be great to sit in for Kamara & add some pace, height & physicality to our midfield.

[cdbearsfan]

Thanks all. Might have to give this 'nduja a goo.

[PeterWithe]

I've some exciting relevant news to share on the thread that will both delight and excite you all.






I've now tried Nduja. And on a pizza.

[cdbearsfan]

Any good?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I expect the signing of Ross Barkley to be officially announced before we get hear back, CD.

He's probably in the bog throwing up.

[Brazilian Villain]

I've some exciting relevant news to share on the thread that will both delight and excite you all.

You've bought some nduja?

[PeterWithe]

I had it on a pizza this afternoon, it was really nice, sweat on the forehead firey. I'm not sure I'd pair it with pineapple, anchovies and tuna again though....

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Thanks all. Might have to give this 'nduja a goo.

Just remember you don't need to cover it in batter and deep fry it.

[Toronto Villa]

Everything is better in batter

[Brazilian Villain]

Everything is better in batter

Pineapples certainly are.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Everything is better in batter

I'm not speaking to you. You're on the naughty step.

[PeterWithe]

As we all might be allowed into town in the close season, if you venture in, the pizza in Rudy's is well worth a go.