Summer 2024 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Monty]

Phoenecian, as cdbearsfan has rightly pointed out.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Chris Heck has been seen this morning at Villa Park laying bricks and mixing cement in the hope that he can sell all his new executive seats and corporate tables to the invasion of rich Saudis wanting to see Saud Abdulhamid play in the Premier League.

[Brazilian Villain]

Chris Heck has been seen this morning at Villa Park laying bricks and mixing cement in the hope that he can sell all his new executive seats and corporate tables to the invasion of rich Saudis wanting to see Saud Abdulhamid play in the Premier League.

It backfired, the visiting Saudis were said to be appalled at the humane conditions the construction workers were working in.

[Chap]

Apparently after a Brazilian keeper.

Aston Villa have opened talks to sign Brazilian goalkeeper Luiz Júnior from Famalicăo. The Portuguese club is expecting an offer of around 10 million euros from the English club, with a further 2 million in add ons

[charlatan]

How can anyone not have heard of nduja before?

Where do you people live? 1975?

I'd never heard of it but I'm vegetarian and only influenced by food trends to the extent that they may lead to supermarket overstocking and subsequent deep discounts in this working class area.

Fucking hell, it's not a party till you turn up.

if i'm there, it's not a sausage party

[charlatan]

How can anyone not have heard of nduja before?

Where do you people live? 1975?

I'd never heard of it but I'm vegetarian and only influenced by food trends to the extent that they may lead to supermarket overstocking and subsequent deep discounts in this working class area.

Fucking hell, it's not a party till you turn up.

Wait until you try his home made dandelion wine. It's lethal!

Only messing, Charlatan. I'd never heard of it before either. Apparently it's a Spanish thing stolen by the Italians.

well i was just up at the allotment tending to my asturian tree cabbages

[Monty]

How can anyone not have heard of nduja before?

Where do you people live? 1975?

I'd never heard of it but I'm vegetarian and only influenced by food trends to the extent that they may lead to supermarket overstocking and subsequent deep discounts in this working class area.

Fucking hell, it's not a party till you turn up.

if i'm there, it's not a sausage party

If I'm there it used to be a bit more of one 

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Apparently after a Brazilian keeper.

Aston Villa have opened talks to sign Brazilian goalkeeper Luiz Júnior from Famalicăo. The Portuguese club is expecting an offer of around 10 million euros from the English club, with a further 2 million in add ons

In their dreams, that's more than their squad is worth according to Transfermarkt. He's good but will want first team football. The only time I can see him getting minutes is if there's a penalty, he's even better than Emi on that score.

Can't blame them for taking the piss after the deal with Dougie but timing is everything. We're no longer desperate to sell or buy.

[Dante Lavelli]

Shouldn’t Vitoria Guimares (sp?) be a sort of holding position for such signings?

[Londonvilla]

Apparently after a Brazilian keeper.

Aston Villa have opened talks to sign Brazilian goalkeeper Luiz Júnior from Famalicăo. The Portuguese club is expecting an offer of around 10 million euros from the English club, with a further 2 million in add ons

Why would we go for another keeper right now?

https://maisfutebol.iol.pt/mercado/transferencias/famalicao-aston-villa-abre-conversacoes-por-luiz-junior

[Bad English]

Forget transfer gossip, I'm admiring Monty's readiness to discuss the preservation of sausage meat. What a brave lad.

:')

No really I am crying.

He's sober 'n' sad.

[pablo_picasso]

First time I've seen us linked with Amadou Onana.

Would be a cracking signing...

[Monty]

Forget transfer gossip, I'm admiring Monty's readiness to discuss the preservation of sausage meat. What a brave lad.

:')

No really I am crying.

He's sober 'n' sad.

[Bad English]

Ruins the wordplay though.

[Monty]

Ruins the wordplay though.

Sometimes you just gotta give the, er, bald facts.