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Offline Bad English

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #450 on: July 11, 2023, 08:42:59 PM »
Jesus, can't that bloke in pink walk in front of a new signing without slobbering over his phone? FFS!

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #451 on: July 11, 2023, 08:43:22 PM »
He looks a bit overweight and pink really doesn't suit him.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #452 on: July 11, 2023, 08:53:17 PM »
A bit mean, really. Can’t we leave the poor guy alone?

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #453 on: July 11, 2023, 08:56:50 PM »
Jesus, can't that bloke in pink walk in front of a new signing without slobbering over his phone? FFS!

Dodgson, Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here!

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #454 on: July 11, 2023, 09:47:10 PM »

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #455 on: July 11, 2023, 10:11:59 PM »
I think it is

Offline Risso

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #456 on: July 11, 2023, 10:16:08 PM »
Hopefully all done today with an announcement tomorrow.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #457 on: July 11, 2023, 10:19:06 PM »
Straight into the squad for Saturday. Injured by Monday 😱

Offline Mossie Hennebry

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #458 on: July 11, 2023, 10:32:29 PM »
I bet he's been all over Google Maps, saw there was a Primark at the Fort and thought "Yes, I'm fucking in"

You may mock but I once saw Uncle Albert shopping in Next at The Fort. I thought millionaire footballers might shop somewhere a bit more exclusive that that.
You might think that, but I ran into Torres' (former?) teammate, Gérard Moreno, at the weekend as we are staying at the same campsite near Tarragona! Surely he should be in St. Lucia or Belize or somewhere like that!?

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #459 on: July 11, 2023, 10:33:23 PM »
Straight into the squad for Saturday. Injured by Monday 😱
Please don't joke about things like that , it would be so Villa

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #460 on: July 11, 2023, 10:36:16 PM »
Monday:

"Just soft tissue damage"

Wednesday:

"The amputation was a succes"

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #461 on: July 11, 2023, 10:54:05 PM »
Thought the commentary on the lack of aggression/physicality was interesting, as the key reason why CL clubs have looked elsewhere. To be honest I've never been all that impressed by Torres on the handful of times I've seen him for Villarreal or Spain for that exact reason. PL defending does require aggression and strength. Mings hasn't a hope of being able to play RCB either so it's a competitor for his spot at LCB realistically, there is a huge difference in playing RCB or LCB, witness even John Terry's pathetic efforts at RCB in the 2010 WC!


Terry was right-footed.

He couldn't play RCB is the point. Mings won't be able to either.

Given that your case study proves it doesn’t matter which is the stronger foot, why do you think Mings won’t be able to play there? And do you care to hazard a guess on Torres’ suitability as a right-sided centre-back?
« Last Edit: July 11, 2023, 10:57:10 PM by Percy McCarthy »

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #462 on: July 11, 2023, 10:56:54 PM »
Quote from: charleeco7
link=topic=64040.msg4385588#msg4385588 date=1689103017
Pictures going round of him at Bodymoore in our training kit.

Can you post one?

https://twitter.com/dinge79/status/1678842209120944128?t=PQV1_4Ha-UVVe16myRNVuQ&s=19

Is that the first spotting of Monchi there in that photo?

Monchi, and Damian Vidagany in chinos, no idea who the guy right behind  Torres is.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #463 on: July 12, 2023, 12:04:54 AM »
I bet he's been all over Google Maps, saw there was a Primark at the Fort and thought "Yes, I'm fucking in"

You may mock but I once saw Uncle Albert shopping in Next at The Fort. I thought millionaire footballers might shop somewhere a bit more exclusive that that.
You might think that, but I ran into Torres' (former?) teammate, Gérard Moreno, at the weekend as we are staying at the same campsite near Tarragona! Surely he should be in St. Lucia or Belize or somewhere like that!?

Did you not recommend Tramore to him?

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #464 on: July 12, 2023, 12:11:03 AM »
I hope Torres can run faster than he can sign a contract. Wake me up when he signs.

 


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