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Offline Drummond

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #435 on: July 11, 2023, 06:31:38 PM »

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #436 on: July 11, 2023, 06:59:09 PM »
I bet he's been all over Google Maps, saw there was a Primark at the Fort and thought "Yes, I'm fucking in"

You may mock but I once saw Uncle Albert shopping in Next at The Fort. I thought millionaire footballers might shop somewhere a bit more exclusive that that.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #437 on: July 11, 2023, 07:41:50 PM »

Offline Bad English

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #438 on: July 11, 2023, 07:48:54 PM »

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #439 on: July 11, 2023, 07:53:10 PM »
Thought the commentary on the lack of aggression/physicality was interesting, as the key reason why CL clubs have looked elsewhere. To be honest I've never been all that impressed by Torres on the handful of times I've seen him for Villarreal or Spain for that exact reason. PL defending does require aggression and strength. Mings hasn't a hope of being able to play RCB either so it's a competitor for his spot at LCB realistically, there is a huge difference in playing RCB or LCB, witness even John Terry's pathetic efforts at RCB in the 2010 WC!


Terry was right-footed.

He couldn't play RCB is the point. Mings won't be able to either.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #441 on: July 11, 2023, 08:16:57 PM »
Pictures going round of him at Bodymoore in our training kit.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #442 on: July 11, 2023, 08:20:21 PM »
Paula likes pissing on baby mice, and Pau takes drugs in the night.

#Park life!#

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #443 on: July 11, 2023, 08:29:42 PM »
Who is UA?

Ursula Andress?

Dr. No.

FTFY
Sigh! Why did you do that? The whole point of me posting 'No' was to reference the Bond film. Jesus! Can't you just enjoy the wordplay? Does every intertextual metatextual reference have to be explained and underlined? FFS!

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #444 on: July 11, 2023, 08:31:24 PM »
To sum up, “that was the joke!” :)

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #445 on: July 11, 2023, 08:33:21 PM »
To sum up, “that was the joke!” :)
That's what I meant. ;-)

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #446 on: July 11, 2023, 08:34:27 PM »
Pictures going round of him at Bodymoore in our training kit.

Can you post one?

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #447 on: July 11, 2023, 08:35:55 PM »
Pictures going round of him at Bodymoore in our training kit.

Can you post one?
It was Sean Connery in Dr No, not Roger Moore.

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