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Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #420 on: July 11, 2023, 03:28:13 PM »
I just got a text to say he and his Mrs are lunching at a place in town called Señor Huevo. Anyone know it?
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Offline purpletrousers

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #421 on: July 11, 2023, 03:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Ealing on July 11, 2023, 03:28:13 PM
I just got a text to say he and his Mrs are lunching at a place in town called Señor Huevo. Anyone know it?

I think we need to hear what he’s ordered and size of tip to get the measure of the man Paddy. Come on full Eastie mode beckons…

(I’m presuming it’s not Señor Huevo’s Balti Pie Emporium in Sparkhill?)

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Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #422 on: July 11, 2023, 03:40:02 PM »
Paula likes to keep a low profile. She lives for cross-stitch and making gooseberry jam. Very right-wing, but lovely with it.
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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #423 on: July 11, 2023, 03:48:02 PM »
Paula likes pissing on baby mice, and Pau takes drugs in the night.
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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #424 on: July 11, 2023, 04:21:41 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Ealing on July 11, 2023, 03:40:02 PM
Paula likes to keep a low profile. She lives for cross-stitch and making gooseberry jam. Very right-wing, but lovely with it.

We could do with a right winger who can cross the ball.
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Offline maidstonevillain

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #425 on: July 11, 2023, 04:26:16 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Ealing on July 11, 2023, 03:28:13 PM
I just got a text to say he and his Mrs are lunching at a place in town called Señor Huevo. Anyone know it?

Eggcellant.
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Offline AV82EC

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #426 on: July 11, 2023, 04:27:19 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Ealing on July 11, 2023, 03:28:13 PM
I just got a text to say he and his Mrs are lunching at a place in town called Señor Huevo. Anyone know it?

Jesus it’s taken me a full hour to get that one. It’s been along day.
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Offline Drummond

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #427 on: July 11, 2023, 04:33:45 PM »
I've had an ouef of these puns.
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Offline Border villan

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #428 on: July 11, 2023, 04:35:43 PM »
Don’t go back into your shell.
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Offline Bad English

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #429 on: July 11, 2023, 05:15:55 PM »
Quote from: TelfordVilla on July 11, 2023, 01:49:02 PM
Who is UA?
I think it's code for Dan Bardell.
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Offline AV84

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #430 on: July 11, 2023, 05:28:06 PM »
What are business hours at a football club? Is it too late to expect shirt stretching today?
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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #431 on: July 11, 2023, 05:29:58 PM »
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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #432 on: July 11, 2023, 05:32:16 PM »
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Offline Ads

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #433 on: July 11, 2023, 05:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Ian. on July 11, 2023, 05:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bad English on July 11, 2023, 05:15:55 PM
Quote from: TelfordVilla on July 11, 2023, 01:49:02 PM
Who is UA?
I think it's code for Dan Bardell.
Who?

Because Barey was off the pitch receiving treatment after a Fabregas tackle.
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Offline purpletrousers

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #434 on: July 11, 2023, 05:46:54 PM »
Quote from: AV82EC on July 11, 2023, 04:27:19 PM
Quote from: Sexual Ealing on July 11, 2023, 03:28:13 PM
I just got a text to say he and his Mrs are lunching at a place in town called Señor Huevo. Anyone know it?

Jesus it’s taken me a full hour to get that one. It’s been along day.

Ok I’m needing subtitles.

And wondering why I took the words of MR SE at (egg on) face value. [Relevant emoji, pic your own].
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