2023 Summer transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[Rigadon]

If we offer £55.5m we could gazump Chelsea.

A bidding war, you say?

[chrisw1]

One of the Portugese media outlets are saying Chelsea's move for Ugarte is falling apart because Broehly presented a package to him, equivalent to about £35k/week.

Would be odd to look to match a £55m release clause and then offer the player those wage terms.

About a third of what Chuk is on?  It's clearly bollocks.

[OCD]

Probably but even the thought is entertaining. At least I found it so. Hopefully Chelsea are totally fucked in terms of FFP. Out of all the meeja 6 teams, I think they're the ones I despise the most.

[Smithy]

Probably but even the thought is entertaining. At least I found it so. Hopefully Chelsea are totally fucked in terms of FFP. Out of all the meeja 6 teams, I think they're the ones I despise the most.

I really hope they are, because with no European distractions, a massive squad, and Pochettino in place, you'd think they will be a force in the race for the top four next season.  Clearly something is rotten there, so fingers crossed it takes Poch a while to figure it all out.

[Dave]

Probably but even the thought is entertaining. At least I found it so. Hopefully Chelsea are totally fucked in terms of FFP. Out of all the meeja 6 teams, I think they're the ones I despise the most.

I guess that having an academy that can bring in the thick end of half a billion in transfer fees is going to be a big help with that.

[john e]

He leaves on a high though !  Thanks Ashley ,  I said a thanks Ashley 

There’s gonna be a whole generation on here that have no idea what you did there

I wish I didn't. Hated having soaps on when I grew up, boring as a kid, boring as an adult.

Oooor maybe it’s yooou that’s boring.  😊

[pauliewalnuts]

He leaves on a high though !  Thanks Ashley ,  I said a thanks Ashley 

There’s gonna be a whole generation on here that have no idea what you did there

I wish I didn't. Hated having soaps on when I grew up, boring as a kid, boring as an adult.

Oooor maybe it’s yooou that’s boring.  😊

Yeah, ya flamin' galaah.

[charlatan]

And as he is a yank doesn't know what to do with a round ball.

Baseball, basketball, tennis, golf, pool?

[Stu]

And as he is a yank doesn't know what to do with a round ball.

Baseball, basketball, tennis, golf?

[eamonn]

He leaves on a high though !  Thanks Ashley ,  I said a thanks Ashley 

There’s gonna be a whole generation on here that have no idea what you did there

I wish I didn't. Hated having soaps on when I grew up, boring as a kid, boring as an adult.

Sorry for the reminders

Don't be, I still miss Fred (Elliott, not Flinstone).

[LeeB]

He leaves on a high though !  Thanks Ashley ,  I said a thanks Ashley 

There’s gonna be a whole generation on here that have no idea what you did there

I wish I didn't. Hated having soaps on when I grew up, boring as a kid, boring as an adult.

Oooor maybe it’s yooou that’s boring.  😊

Yeah, ya flamin' galaah.

Rack off you dag

[Holy Trinity]

He leaves on a high though !  Thanks Ashley ,  I said a thanks Ashley 

There’s gonna be a whole generation on here that have no idea what you did there

I wish I didn't. Hated having soaps on when I grew up, boring as a kid, boring as an adult.

Oooor maybe it’s yooou that’s boring.  😊

Yeah, ya flamin' galaah.

Rack off you dag

I remember watching an interview when I was a kid where someone told I think it was rebecca elmologue from home and away what rack off meant in the UK and she near died!!

[Risso]

Ah, the lovely Sophie….

[pauliewalnuts]

Ah, the lovely Sophie….

Her and her two mates.

[LeeB]

Always thought her eyes were a touch too far apart